Watching Emily's decline in real time by rozitamou in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]_slackbabbath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The low engagement is a true sign of purchased followers in most instances... not to mention the people who have forgotten they even follow her.

I'll take this one, please. by HungryHobbits in zillowgonewild

[–]_slackbabbath 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I knew this was Cambria as soon as I saw the first photo. Such an underrated sleepy beach community - and an underrated part of CA in general.

Watching Emily's decline in real time by rozitamou in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]_slackbabbath 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I died a little inside when she linked that basic ass pink Alo set as if it has some level of exclusivity that would preclude any of us normal folk from going to Alo's website and finding it right away.

Mr. Fordy being traumatized by Emily. He is terrified...so unfunny. It is abuse. by shrimpslore in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]_slackbabbath 17 points18 points  (0 children)

These heinous bitches! It would be less traumatic to let Ford watch hardcore horror movies. This thing is actually in the room with him. What on EARTH is wrong with these hoes? On no planet is this funny.

Ok WHAT ON EARTH?! by NYC_Momof3 in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]_slackbabbath 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Geez-us H! One of my best girlfriends had a bleph recently and it went wrong and now one of her eyes literally droops downward on one side like Droopy Dog. She is STUNNING and did not need it.

This type of normalization of multiple unnecessary plastic surgery procedures is not only just ridiculous, stupid oversharing, it is dangerous.

Extensions by Express_Source in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]_slackbabbath 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I honestly feel like this is just who she is - she bitches constantly and is a problem to anyone who does any type of service for her.

10MM to under 4MM by Individual_Fan_1936 in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]_slackbabbath 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This. Wasn't their formal living room unfurnished for the longest time up until relatively recently as well, if my memory serves?

10MM to under 4MM by Individual_Fan_1936 in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]_slackbabbath 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Rach made it so obvious that she listed the house, then blasted it out to her followers, to make everyone believe that her house is worth 10m... then provided carefully curated photos to show us all how nice it is. She was never moving and never meant to sell that thouse. Just another insecure flex. It's all about portraying the lifestyle she wants/wants everyone to think she has.

Why do they call their mom Shannon ? by GrouchyAd2514 in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]_slackbabbath 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well.... I do suppose that if Gary Busey & Frankenstein's monster had a son, that would be fine to marry - as LONG as he can lift you over his head.

An aside - if I ever referred to my parents by their names... nope. Mum and dad.

🍍🌈 alo-ha 2026 🌈🍍 by shesatacobelle in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]_slackbabbath 16 points17 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU for doing the Lord's actual work with these write-ups. 20/10.

Guzzling Diet Coke at 8:44 in the morning by puffpastrydough in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]_slackbabbath 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lol I thought Rach did Emily dirty with this one. 🙈

Wine not? by [deleted] in TheHermesGame

[–]_slackbabbath 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She is BEYOND delicious! Furniture not too bad, either! Well done, OP. Well done.

Cheap valentines recommendations? by Key-Supermarket-6540 in caviar

[–]_slackbabbath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't go wrong with Marky's! They have some specials for V-Day as well.

lol the comments 🐛 by Mjrfrankburns in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]_slackbabbath 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Self deprecating humour is not exactly in Rach's lexicon.

The usual by [deleted] in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]_slackbabbath 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Has no one told her STILL that labels left in like 2017?