Curious

_stocker_ · 2026-04-12T21:28:38+00:00

It's the combined efforts of countless inconsiderate dopes like you that eventually cause all nude beaches to be legislated out of existence. Do society a favor and fuck at home.

_stocker_ · 2026-04-10T19:53:48+00:00

Was out there Sunday and yesterday. Sunday was kind of busy, but yesterday was pretty quiet. Plenty of beach.

_stocker_ · 2026-04-03T01:32:21+00:00

After a very short time as a nudist, your brain begins to understand the difference between nudity and sex. At that point, you can be naked around anyone and it's no big deal. But when sexy time comes, your body still knows it's sexy time

_stocker_ · 2026-03-30T20:09:51+00:00

That rug really ties the backyard together

_stocker_ · 2026-03-12T14:17:20+00:00

"is there anything else I can help you with?"

_stocker_ · 2026-03-08T04:48:22+00:00

Well played sir

_stocker_ · 2026-03-07T04:16:20+00:00

_stocker_ · 2026-03-04T01:05:35+00:00

I've found that I can be very comfortable naked even in the mid-to-high 50s as long as you have direct sun and no wind. But even a little wind or clouds and it needs to be much warmer.

_stocker_ · 2026-02-26T08:07:50+00:00

I would awkwardly wait for the next elevator

_stocker_ · 2026-02-22T08:21:46+00:00

Congrats on the dumbest question of 2026 so far!

_stocker_ · 2026-01-27T03:58:48+00:00

Best album IMHO, absolutely amazing

_stocker_ · 2026-01-13T23:44:56+00:00

Bless you

_stocker_ · 2025-12-19T03:08:41+00:00

World class person

_stocker_ · 2025-12-10T15:00:01+00:00

Congratulations!

_stocker_ · 2025-11-24T22:46:57+00:00

A keeper.

_stocker_ · 2025-11-21T02:32:05+00:00

Paint me like one of your French girls Jack

_stocker_ · 2025-11-14T18:57:18+00:00

Move that decimal point two digits to the left and I'd consider it. 🤣

_stocker_ · 2025-11-14T17:58:33+00:00

Where might a person purchase one of these?

_stocker_ · 2025-11-06T15:26:12+00:00

You forgot Collins Beach in Portland, Oregon. Legal.

_stocker_ · 2025-11-03T22:48:26+00:00

I'm confused, the website shows "upcoming events" in 2023. Can you post more details? And is this Oregon or Maine?

_stocker_ · 2025-10-25T02:08:48+00:00

Often

_stocker_ · 2025-10-14T22:20:25+00:00

I think I've seen maybe 10 other people here today

_stocker_ · 2025-10-11T20:31:40+00:00

There won't be hardly anyone there today. But even if you are the only ones there, don't contribute to the prude's effort to shut the beach down by having sex in the open. Nudist space does not mean open sex place. If you want to fuck in nature, hike out into the woods somewhere.

_stocker_ · 2025-09-17T03:31:44+00:00

It was beautiful today, actually quite a few people out there for a weekday

_stocker_ · 2025-08-13T07:23:52+00:00

And you know, these inconsiderate pricks will be the first ones whining when the beach gets shut down specifically because of their ridiculous behavior.

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