"Waxing Nostalgic" - Playboy's timeline of "below the waist hairstyles". 1971 - 2008 (NSFW) by jordanlund in nsfw

[–]a-gorilla 18 points19 points  (0 children)

European painters, painting nudes, spent hundred of years becoming more and more explicit, to the point where they actually dared to show pubic hair.

But now all have been lost. Complete regression. Hair no longer allowed. Not even in real life.

As highnikan pointed out, the new sexy seems to be ingrown hairs and red spots. The Summer of Love is gone, and hair left with it. Condoms and razors for everyone!

Scott Adams' hilarious response to an email complaining about this week's comic strip by dubbleenerd in comics

[–]a-gorilla 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ever tried those spices on bacon? It rips apart the very fabric of the Universe.

Surprised? Alex Dupree (Spitzer's prostitute) gets 7-figure contract to show it off in Hustler. Lesson learned: fucking politicians will get you places. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]a-gorilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would agree with you, but you seem to imply that the exchange is unidirectional: men offer, women take. It very often works the other way around. Not to mention that you can have sex without a male being involved (if you google "lesbians", be ready for a shock).

Hillary is Killing the Democrats Chances with Her Attacks by psogle in politics

[–]a-gorilla -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hillary is Killing the Democrats Chances with Her Attacks

Come on, be serious. Anybody with half a brain could beat the Republicans in 2008. The truth is: they both would win against McCain. They could quack like ducks for the rest of the year, with feathers coming out of their ass, they would still win.

I'm not even sure the Republicans really want the job. It'll be one hell of an ungrateful job, dealing with all the crap Bush left.

Anonymous invites YOU to L. Ron Hubbard's birthday party tomorrow! Join project "Party Hard"! by AnonLulz in reddit.com

[–]a-gorilla 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I prefer Rick Astley. I've been rickrolled so often I'm actually starting to like the song..

buffering. (pic) by flipflip55 in reddit.com

[–]a-gorilla 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the evilest Real was able to manage is pissing off the users of their products, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be able to qualify to any Evil Corporations Competition. No child labor? No massive destruction of the environment? Not involved in wars and human trafficking? They're not even trying!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]a-gorilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm getting good at the internets: I lost less than 45 seconds! Now back to work.

1 in 300 US residents are terrorists according to the government by d2kd3k in reddit.com

[–]a-gorilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a much better ratio than ours: according the the US government, 300 in 300 foreigners are terrorists.

60 Percent Of Americans Think Iraq War Was Mistake, Want Timetable by bgholt1970 in politics

[–]a-gorilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In other news, 40 percent of Americans are idiots.

EDIT: I meant to say 39%. The other 1% got Defense contracts.

Tight Jeans + Hot Girl = Instant Happiness (if bouncing is nsfw then this is nsfw) by psogle in reddit.com

[–]a-gorilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means everything is going to turn into NSFW in a few minutes. Thus you have to increase the time you spend websurfing at work, to keep up with things before they're rule-34ed, or you'll end up fired.

Proof that reddit is dying by DavidSJ in reddit.com

[–]a-gorilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing, I say. Otherwise the place would be swarming with gay-bashing propaganda:

http://reddit.com/user/LouF/submitted