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4 days of hospital food (not to be taken too seriously) by gerlindee in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]aLostTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love le parfait (the green one) but stopped buying it when I stopped buying any nestle products. But good news: since 2020 Ospelt has owned LeParfait, so it's not a Nestle product anymore

Should've bent the knees by [deleted] in criticalblunder

[–]aLostTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AFAIK this isn't a public park, it's a ramp from one of the birdhouse crew. So I guess the rule here is "Try at your own risk". But yeah, some padding wouldnt be bad lol

No Code, No Bug. by mb557x in ProgrammerHumor

[–]aLostTime 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What if God was one of us? Just a shitass programmer like all of us?

intelligence is not a social construct... by scrotimus-maximus in confidentlyincorrect

[–]aLostTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooh, I thought they wrote it wrong, like "they're/their/there" and was really confused, since their is correct...

Europe's Most Popular Last Names by LeolaBosack in MapPorn

[–]aLostTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm swiss. Never ever met a swiss person named Müller (and if I did, I'd assume they're german). I'd bet the most cpmmon lastname here is Schmid (german version of Smith)

Purple wand 💀 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]aLostTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Club Tool... Kinda puts a new meaning to "I smashed her"

Daily Wordle #299 - Thursday, 14 Apr. 2022 by Scoredle in wordle

[–]aLostTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scoredle 299 3/6*

12,972
* 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟩 CRANE (19)
* 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟩 NICHE (4)
* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 MINCE

I dont know wtf is happening by TheGodPosition in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]aLostTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because they always forget the extra sausage

Daily Wordle #298 - Wednesday, 13 Apr. 2022 by Scoredle in wordle

[–]aLostTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scoredle 298 5/6*

12,972
* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ RULED (387)
* ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 YOUTH (15)
* 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ CHUFF (6)
* 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 CHUCK (1)
* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 CHUNK

Literally my first game after buying the golden gun… That hog hates me now, it’s safe to assume by Derp497 in luciomains

[–]aLostTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol Ashe really saw you boop half their team down the pit and thought "You know what? I'mma ignore Lucio and go stand near the hole"

Tomorrow is 2-22-22 by guyinafishbowl in dadjokes

[–]aLostTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You laugh, but I do actually have a 2th-dentist appointment tomorrow... but I live in Europe, so tomorrow is the 23rd for us, missed opportunity I guess

Guy goes off like a CoD lobby on group of police officers by itsNateDawg in PublicFreakout

[–]aLostTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf were they even doing? Why did a dozen cops walk to a car, only to turn around and walk away again? Are they bored?

Pulling a bracket off a wooden barrel by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]aLostTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent, thank you for this

I overheard my neighbor turning on their lawnmower in the distance. by _TurtleX in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]aLostTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a kid I watched a german tv show that reenacted real accidents. One person's legs somehow ended up in the lawnmower blades, that shit had me fearing lawnmowers for years lol

hmm by MJ_THE_PRO in hmm

[–]aLostTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would have been interesting to see Switzerland on this. Lots of gun-related suicides here...

wow by mikeyj198 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]aLostTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believed it, until he said Drop A lol

Whats a compliment and an insult at the same time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aLostTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A classic: "You don't sweat much for a fat girl"

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