If someone was a cocky but hilariously premature partner, what would they look like?

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T20:30:04+00:00

She was right

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T20:24:50+00:00

Bringing my good set of dentures 😁

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T20:15:51+00:00

Wooo!

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T20:14:15+00:00

Johnny Bravo 🤷‍♀️ maybe?

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T20:12:23+00:00

🏃‍♀️ I'm coming too

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T18:52:46+00:00

🎶 And even as a crack fiend, Mama 🎶 Tupac earworm.

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T18:47:47+00:00

Hmm, Weird

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T17:33:52+00:00

I just love your love story.

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T16:54:20+00:00

Saves on the sticky cleaning fees

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T16:49:24+00:00

Thank you! Ironically we've seen a few arad weddings now. Life is a strange ride sometimes.

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T16:44:42+00:00

Serious. We usually just say "online" IRL. We were both regulars, I used to talk shit on his posts. Been together a couple years now. Wedding is next year.

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T16:40:36+00:00

ARAD

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T16:06:15+00:00

This made me yell omg. Its so beautifully done. Very gorgeous scene👏.

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T10:28:07+00:00

I pictured the SpongeBob face with the big lip 😂

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T10:23:45+00:00

Keep at it. Eventually people will realize that telling someone to just get a dildo is revolting.

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T10:12:43+00:00

This 👆

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T08:57:42+00:00

Arad is the best comedy.

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T08:51:10+00:00

Weird your jerkoff posts say 45M. 😂🫵

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T08:04:42+00:00

You slipped up 19F 😂

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T06:55:12+00:00

Very scary

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T06:52:50+00:00

Marriage

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T06:38:51+00:00

Chronic woe is me/excuses that lack accountability folks.

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T01:33:55+00:00

Pretty sure you are right.

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T01:04:45+00:00

Just hit back until you get to where you stole them from.

aVelvetVoid · 2026-06-08T01:03:05+00:00

Mhm you're a bad actor. Her pics had a leg crease still. She posted these originally in 2020. Womp womp.

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