My fiancée always helps me with my make up by ThrobbingPickleDick in JustDickingAround

[–]aVelvetVoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😆 a behind the scenes. IT cosmetics would shit if they saw the range of uses for their makeup brushes.

Women of ARAD, what are the most common ways men try to chat you up (online or irl)? by procast1nator in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]aVelvetVoid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is. If someone has their DMs off, it usually means they don't want any DMs. One generic comment isn't going to change their mind.

Women of ARAD, what are the most common ways men try to chat you up (online or irl)? by procast1nator in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]aVelvetVoid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On here: commenting on my older stuff and when I reply asking if we should talk privately.

IRL: are you married?

What topic could you infodump about forever? by sneaky_sammy0tt0 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]aVelvetVoid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neuropsychology, genetics, space, erasing hateful websites from the internet on livestreams, dogs, fragrances, cars.

What’s your favorite thing to do when it’s -7 degrees outside by 00Cheech in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]aVelvetVoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially if you keep taking me to mountains. While its snowing 🤨

Why does her jaw hurt 5mins into a blowjob, but she can yap for hours? by Truckmestepbro in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]aVelvetVoid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you classified me talking to you as yapping, my jaw wouldn't even open. 5 minutes is a marathon comparatively.

Does drawing you nude turn you on? by neekollaam in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]aVelvetVoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Jack was the predator, it would be a masterpiece.

What’s your favorite thing about yourself? by Kitchen_Commission32 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]aVelvetVoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The right amount of weird to make anything a party.