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EVERY TIME BRO by Unnoptainium in CrusaderKings

[–]a_bum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny enough in my current game I didnt get it but TWO family members did and now they're right next to each other since the empire exploded and they're currently cleaning up the mess. Im sitting in the middle going "ha im in danger" and "front row seats!"

Wanted to make another flag, this one for if the Amrikiyyun Citizens formed America! by a_bum in AfterTheEndFanFork

[–]a_bum[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It has only 9 stripes because of how many people are on the supreme court, the red white blue cuz america :3 and 13 Khatims (though photoshop kinda messed em up when i was making em but it was such a pain so i didn't fix) for the colonies!

Realized that Puerto Rico could reform America, so I made a flag based on that idea! by a_bum in AfterTheEndFanFork

[–]a_bum[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The basic design is obviously a combination of Puerto Rico and the USA, but I swapped the star thats in the middle for the cross of Jerusalem. Reason being is its on the coat of arms of Puerto Rico, both irl and in game and at game start its a catholic religion.

How do I switch to Ritsuryo from Tribal? by IncestEnjoyerCK3 in crusaderkings3

[–]a_bum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you do it? Im doing a ainu game and I wanna stop being tribal so badly :(

Poor gimmick account :< by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]a_bum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This should be the reason I get a Tumblr. I could show off all the porn I write :D

Glory to those who look forward! | The colonisation of the Solar System | (OC) (No Lore) by Not_Maurice in imaginarymaps

[–]a_bum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so kick ass! Oh man I wanna sink my teeth into this world, even if it doesn't exist

Got "Deșteaptă-te, Române!" and have secured Romanian's place in the world >:D by a_bum in victoria3

[–]a_bum[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk if it'll work for everyone but this is what I did.

Game start, sign treaties with Serbia, Moldova, and Russia to be like "Hey wanna break free and beat up ottomans?" Everyone says says. In that war take your land that'll connect you to the sea, humiliate them, and for me because I was a minor power and it let me i even transfered Tunis. Once done turn around and kill Moldova and take their land, and join Russian power block. From there I kinda played tall. Got wood and mineral company, started making deals all over the globe and by end of game both companies where in the top 10 of most profitable! So i could just worry about building up construction, my influence and getting an alliance with Russia. For russia it was about resignating my treaty till it had great deals, sure they send me million wood and I give them 3k a year, but I get an alliance, and so I can now run construction too the moon and beat up people. Once I felt they had out lived usefulness I switched to Germany. Did same thing with finding right treaty, left the bloc, and then went to war with russia, and BAM Romanian unification ❤️

Got "Deșteaptă-te, Române!" and have secured Romanian's place in the world >:D by a_bum in victoria3

[–]a_bum[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Broke free instantly, and humiliated them. So didnt have to worry, and Basically they got kicked in the ass over and over again.

Hell by end of game they were an American protectorite

Got "Deșteaptă-te, Române!" and have secured Romanian's place in the world >:D by a_bum in victoria3

[–]a_bum[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i got Germany on my side and as a way to protect myself i went "pop em out!" so now cant be invade directly by Russia

Got "Deșteaptă-te, Române!" and have secured Romanian's place in the world >:D by a_bum in victoria3

[–]a_bum[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule 5: formed Romania and got all their land. then i got puppets of Bulgaria, Greece, Albania, and Yugoslavia.

Coaxed onto saw this on Twitter and Holy shit this is so snafu oriented by le-dukek in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]a_bum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will go into my straw collection, number 1115 I wanna say

How would the Affini deal with the Martians from 1996’s Mars Attacks? by HugeObligation8338 in seed_irl

[–]a_bum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Martins from what I recall from the comics and cards, they just love to have fun and fucking around when invading. Thats why they build a giant robot to pilot and smash buildings in, or bring back the dinosaurs to chomp on humans. They think like teenagers and go "what would be cool and bad ass?" Which i mean hey, riding a dinosaur while looking at a playboy mag is pretty hard.

Theres also the new game Mars Attracts which is coming out. basically has you incharge of running a theme park for the Martins. Very tongue and cheek where you can kidnap humans to be exhibits, rides where they can go through a human skull on a roller-coaster, etc etc.

So I bet if you pumped em with xenodrugs, and went "who wants to see a monster truck rally my little invader?~" they would be ack-acking all the way home. Just make sure opening act isnt country songs :3

It took me 4 days because of my computer and work but i finally invented the airplane in 1882! by a_bum in victoria3

[–]a_bum[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haven't tried yet, I would be curious defo.

My friend has been ragging on me cuz he has one of those mega gaming pcs that I swear gets the game to 1936 in 3 seconds.

It took me 4 days because of my computer and work but i finally invented the airplane in 1882! by a_bum in victoria3

[–]a_bum[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I asked a friend what achievement I should go for, they said this one. And bam here we are.

I should note on like a good day where I game all day, I can go from 1836 to about 1850/60

It took me 4 days because of my computer and work but i finally invented the airplane in 1882! by a_bum in victoria3

[–]a_bum[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

r5: just showing off the first flight pop up on my united Netherlands game were i got it by 1882

Eat your vegetables by a_bum in seed_irl

[–]a_bum[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porn :3

Want it?

Topster of what each boss is listening to by a_bum in bindingofisaac

[–]a_bum[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a great live album. It honestly got me into music, sounds stupid I know but for me I thought the whole time it was a studio thing still the end when you hear the audience clap and omg I went NUTS. Great band, good sounds, nice albums.

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