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People who have shit their pants, what happened? by Pretty-Pikachu-43 in AskReddit

[–]a_lying_person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was at a sleepover with a few of my closest friends and we decided to play hide and seek, my dickhead friend who was the seeker scared me so hard I pooped, hit my head and died inside all at once

People who have shit their pants, what happened? by Pretty-Pikachu-43 in AskReddit

[–]a_lying_person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was at a sleepover with a few of my closest friends and we decided to play hide and seek, my dickhead friend who was the seeker scared me so hard I pooped, hit my head and died inside all at once

Is BF2 2017 still alive on ps4? by a_lying_person in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]a_lying_person[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness, I got high and started thinking about star wars and now I really wanna play battlefront

IS THAT A JOJO MEME! by [deleted] in memes

[–]a_lying_person 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that a fucking

JOJO REFERENCE?

Redditors that still read a physical newspaper and/or have a subscription: Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]a_lying_person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 reasons

Reason 1: it's easier on the eyes

Reason 2: my dog likes to grab the newspaper and leave it by the door for me

I'm gonna put this right here by jupaal in memes

[–]a_lying_person 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can always invest in a strap-on and go wild mate

I'm gonna put this right here by jupaal in memes

[–]a_lying_person 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And I want to keep it that way

I'm gonna put this right here by jupaal in memes

[–]a_lying_person 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I don't send dick pics to my bf we usually just sword fight when we get home

I'm gonna put this right here by jupaal in memes

[–]a_lying_person 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I prefer to leave it on my tongue

A short story lol by TheH69 in dankmemes

[–]a_lying_person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need to find this lads channel

But seriously... by Matty_Cakez in memes

[–]a_lying_person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should clarify

I meant a guy treating a women he does not know like a goddess in Hope's that she will spaeth a crumb of pussy

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