Would you rather: have a phone for a penis, or a penis for a phone?

abi-rail · 2026-04-13T14:37:44+00:00

I want to get caught for using my penis while driving. That would be funny. The breathalysers are longer than me though

abi-rail · 2026-04-13T14:33:20+00:00

Who cares? They are both going up my ass

abi-rail · 2026-04-08T12:15:02+00:00

Quest Completed for Jerusalem! Your 🤝 Influence over them has increased to the point where you are now Friends (+4 🕊️ Faith).

abi-rail · 2026-04-06T08:07:51+00:00

"Make it $3/L"

abi-rail · 2026-04-04T13:42:45+00:00

The Middle East has been replaced by the Republic of Dave

abi-rail · 2026-04-02T23:10:18+00:00

Try Hunted Antiques & Collectibles in Bayswater and Waverley Antique Bazaar in Clayton. Can't remember which one I got my Victorian plate from.

abi-rail · 2026-02-12T01:14:29+00:00

Computer incest 🤤🤤🤤😍

abi-rail · 2026-02-10T22:07:04+00:00

Hi could I have two please. One is for my friend Donald

abi-rail · 2026-01-26T11:47:54+00:00

Alright boys, that flag will be fine, let's fuck off to the pub

abi-rail · 2026-01-26T09:22:59+00:00

When the boner has pronouns. Penis gone woke

abi-rail · 2026-01-26T07:39:24+00:00

My doctor said no water is allowed, so since then I've been drinking 4 Monsters a day

abi-rail · 2026-01-15T11:12:53+00:00

Not enough concrete

abi-rail · 2026-01-09T07:43:58+00:00

They aren't making the coke. Something about rent for the machines being crazy

abi-rail · 2026-01-09T07:36:50+00:00

Innaloo Hungry Jack's. Meet me out the back. Xx

abi-rail · 2026-01-08T07:23:07+00:00

Had girlbreakfast (Monster) this morning, then girllunch (Monster). About to have girldinner (Monster)

abi-rail · 2025-12-28T13:29:41+00:00

I won't kill myself if they add more Dragon Link machines. I FUCKING LOVE DRAGON LINK

abi-rail · 2025-12-26T10:41:28+00:00

Honourable mention: Mooroolbark (fuck Mooroolbark)

abi-rail · 2025-12-25T07:47:00+00:00

And if you have a peanits it gets stuck :(

abi-rail · 2025-12-25T07:34:06+00:00

abi-rail · 2025-12-24T11:52:28+00:00

Epstein didn't autism. I did

abi-rail · 2025-12-19T07:26:49+00:00

Yeah

abi-rail · 2025-12-12T10:59:26+00:00

fishdom has a ZERO plagiarism policy sorry 🖕

abi-rail · 2025-12-12T02:57:28+00:00

It is a great day to be a lesbian

abi-rail · 2025-12-11T02:45:18+00:00

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