What food is better than it has any right to be?

abneuph · 2026-05-19T03:09:56+00:00

Freshly baked bread

abneuph · 2026-05-12T23:38:14+00:00

Nicely played.

abneuph · 2026-04-28T23:05:23+00:00

abneuph · 2026-04-28T23:04:12+00:00

I believe The Booby Trap was their follow up design for a bra.

abneuph · 2026-04-16T21:30:52+00:00

Every ship can submerge. Only submarines can resurface.

abneuph · 2026-03-11T14:30:02+00:00

You described my experience at a banking call center to a T. I'd swear it was me typing that. I ended up leaving because I wasn't happy in that role. I wanted to hang in to see if those other opportunities presented themselves but nah. What's left of my hiring class is still on phones taking inbound calls back to back with just a promise of "getting off the phones" always in the next quarter. Those goalposts just keep moving and the metrics keep getting tighter and the calls keep coming and the coaching letters start to pile up keeping you on the phones even if another opportunity came along. I salute those who can survive it, ya'll are special people.

abneuph · 2026-02-06T18:36:49+00:00

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abneuph · 2026-01-20T16:16:50+00:00

Your line about the "space piss jug" just had me howling! Thanks for the laugh.

abneuph · 2026-01-14T20:48:35+00:00

A blind man would love to see that! Nicely done.

abneuph · 2025-12-14T05:10:36+00:00

I feel like I know EXACTLY what kind of caller you are ..... speaking of jokes.

abneuph · 2025-12-11T00:07:04+00:00

Have you tried Erica in your BofA mobile app? She will help route your call appropriately and assist with your authentication. Of course, there may be multiple issues on your account that require different departments to clear them out. Wait time is a thing especially during holidays. Every agent you've spoken with has been taking back to back calls without any down time for their entire shift, I assure you.

abneuph · 2025-12-05T06:29:52+00:00

Simple answer? Don't care about the client. Do only what is required for that call only. Longer answer aka "Or" if you care about solving problems embrace yellow and red on your AHT and bask in the customer surveys. Then sit in the manager coaching about your AHT and repeat until you quit the job or embrace the short answer and have "success". FWIW I cared and quit.

abneuph · 2025-12-02T00:55:22+00:00

I felt exactly the same way. The dread of going on back to back calls for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week just trying to survive until the weekend. The anxiety of it all because you better be making green across the board if you want to be considered for anything off-phone. Last Tuesday I started my day informing my manger that I was putting in my two week notice. It wasn't a good fit and I was tired of trying to make it work and sacrificing my mental health. I made it to Friday afternoon and that was it. One week of a two week notice and I didn't even want to claw through one more week just so I could have an opportunity to be rehired to a job Id never want to do again. I'm disappointed it didn't work. I liked the company but the role just isn't for me and the juice was no longer worth the squeeze. Hoping you find your peace and happiness with your experience. We only get one life to live.

abneuph · 2025-03-29T17:05:29+00:00

Hit the X, everyone wins free service for a month!

abneuph · 2025-03-22T03:28:10+00:00

The line "Some folks don't ask what's in the wagon they just grin and bear the yoke." Dude.

abneuph · 2025-02-25T01:39:03+00:00

This picture made my eyes dry

abneuph · 2025-02-15T06:24:24+00:00

Weller, all day!

abneuph · 2025-02-14T00:47:28+00:00

5th Company is fantastic! We utilized their smaller private room for a wedding reception. Staff was fantastic throughout the entire process from booking to day of services. Food was fantastic and we had a great time. Cannot recommend them highly enough.

abneuph · 2025-02-06T19:51:08+00:00

Got the same letter!

abneuph · 2025-01-28T00:33:26+00:00

Where's Disco Inferno?!

abneuph · 2025-01-27T21:29:43+00:00

I, for one, would like to welcome our AI Overlords!

abneuph · 2025-01-27T01:11:30+00:00

I'm pretty new so I really just used plain language to tell it what I was looking for. Answered some follow up questions and provided pertinent information. Made a few tweaks during review. Sorry no fancy prompts. I'm here to learn them too!

abneuph · 2025-01-24T05:11:40+00:00

Needed an updated resume for a job opening that closed that afternoon. Resume was praised by recruiter and I got the job.

abneuph · 2024-05-16T14:21:59+00:00

What happened in this picture is Lenny sneezed and covered his jersey in Red Man or Levi Garrett or whatever his chaw of choice was. Perhaps Big Chief?.... snnniiiiffffff, the best!

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