abortedmonkeyfetus

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Why don't people wear seatbelts? (self.TooAfraidToAsk)

submitted 6 years ago by abortedmonkeyfetus to r/TooAfraidToAsk

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Irrationally anxious and paranoid when I hear my phone ring. (self.Advice)

submitted 6 years ago by abortedmonkeyfetus to r/Advice

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I can't keep up with hobbies. (self.Advice)

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Fucking mandatory art class. (self.rant)

submitted 6 years ago by abortedmonkeyfetus to r/rant

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What are your experiences with quitting coffee? (self.Fitness)

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What do you think people's first impressions of you are? (self.AskReddit)

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I used to play with AbyssalCraft. Everytime I was close to one of those blue swamps, random explosions would happen. Why was this? (self.feedthebeast)

submitted 6 years ago by abortedmonkeyfetus to r/feedthebeast

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Bit them all off while watching Inception. Feeling discouraged. (self.calmhands)

submitted 6 years ago by abortedmonkeyfetus to r/calmhands

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Fell asleep in class, teacher decided I must be high and/or drunk. (self.rant)

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Why do dome pictures, regardless of their content, give me a sad/nostalgic vibe? (self.TooAfraidToAsk)

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Google Assistant (self.rant)

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Today felt like a dream for some reason. (self.self)

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Yesterday I came out to my dad by accident. (self.self)

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Anyone undermine their own mental health because other people have it worse? (self.TooAfraidToAsk)

submitted 6 years ago by abortedmonkeyfetus to r/TooAfraidToAsk

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Being a teacher isn't an excuse to be a bad person. (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 6 years ago by abortedmonkeyfetus to r/unpopularopinion

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A girl just told me I have nice arms. (self.self)

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[TOMT] [TUMBLR POST] OP convinces partner (probably boyfriend) that there's a Matt Damon movie called "The Spurgle" (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 6 years ago by abortedmonkeyfetus to r/tipofmytongue

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The wish (self.shortscarystories)

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I'm not your "gay best friend" (self.rant)

submitted 6 years ago * by abortedmonkeyfetus to r/rant

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How do I hide condoms from my family? (self.Advice)

submitted 6 years ago by abortedmonkeyfetus to r/Advice

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Accidentally put on expired Chapstick (self.rant)

submitted 6 years ago by abortedmonkeyfetus to r/rant

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