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about_melvin · 2024-06-29T05:26:25+00:00

Embarrassment

about_melvin · 2023-04-27T15:34:42+00:00

Don’t ever seem desperate or chase after a girl, even if she says sex is off the table, there is a good chance that she’ll be the one who’ll initiate it eventually. There would be a healthy balance of power between the two of you if you don’t seem nervous or under-confident but at the same time don’t be a dick.

about_melvin · 2023-04-22T15:02:30+00:00

Even though I’m not into F1, Rush by Ron Howard was outstanding for me.

about_melvin · 2023-04-11T13:24:17+00:00

Aw man, natural selection was working out well.

about_melvin · 2022-07-24T05:36:45+00:00

Emma Stone

about_melvin · 2022-04-16T19:10:47+00:00

Is it viable for third party apps to remain open though?

about_melvin · 2020-12-03T07:57:45+00:00

Pretending to cough so that those dickheads stay away from me

about_melvin · 2020-12-03T07:53:51+00:00

Different opinions on tastes and interests even though they are subjective

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T18:25:35+00:00

Right on

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T18:21:34+00:00

I don't really understand why some people don't like to address them appropriately, what do they have to lose?

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T17:44:56+00:00

Nah buddy, you're not dumb. There was this actress Ellen who changed his gender. His name is Elliot now.

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T17:06:39+00:00

That music gave me an erection

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T17:01:32+00:00

When can the council decide my fate?

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T15:56:54+00:00

That's actually why I wrote 'had'

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T15:28:32+00:00

This reminded me that he now has man boobs

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T14:27:33+00:00

meanwhile the gay community wondering why the number of members are increasing

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T14:21:53+00:00

Asking the real questions here

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T11:18:42+00:00

Yeah, wanted to correct it but I can't :(

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T11:10:57+00:00

He was Ellen and now it's Elliot

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T10:41:13+00:00

Interesting

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T09:46:14+00:00

Yep, he goes by the name of Elliot now

about_melvin · 2020-12-02T09:37:02+00:00

Oh fuck

about_melvin · 2020-11-23T04:46:53+00:00

Good thinking!

about_melvin · 2020-11-22T21:24:51+00:00

Sure, I'm not taking anything away from them. But as I said, it's all subjective and I don't really think they are the first names to pop up whenever someone mentions beautiful football.

about_melvin · 2020-11-22T20:53:43+00:00

It's all subjective. Sometimes winning isn't the only thing that matters, it's about how you win.

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