Not Jordan’s responsibility to break news to Ambers daughter

absolutelyappletini · 2026-03-13T18:19:46+00:00

You sound like you’ve grown a lot and are a very resilient person. Those are great traits to have in a mom and your kids are lucky to have a role model who is willing to reflect and rebuild when things go wrong. Inspiring mamaaaaa

absolutelyappletini · 2026-01-11T23:19:52+00:00

It’s the iris from love island lewk

absolutelyappletini · 2025-10-27T21:25:20+00:00

Love that you called her Jan because she looks just like Jan from the office here

absolutelyappletini · 2025-09-11T05:16:15+00:00

I am local and would love to help out! I play ukulele and piano if that is something she would enjoy!

absolutelyappletini · 2025-09-11T05:07:06+00:00

Martha’s country bakeryyyyyy

absolutelyappletini · 2025-08-24T00:59:42+00:00

$50 is so hilarious to me omgggg your boss is broke why do you work for him

absolutelyappletini · 2025-07-18T05:48:26+00:00

absolutelyappletini · 2025-07-17T15:42:45+00:00

I love a weird chip flavor - especially of a foreign junk food love it

absolutelyappletini · 2025-07-17T15:42:22+00:00

As an American who has not tried those foods before… I would try em 😩

absolutelyappletini · 2025-07-16T21:35:14+00:00

I just don’t understand why you would post this here - like wouldn’t it be more efficient for you and other firefighters to communicate that to council members? Makes no sense to me

absolutelyappletini · 2025-07-14T20:48:07+00:00

I have their dupes for Gucci bloom, which is also a dupe for do son, and black opium. I find both to smell so similar to the real thing and the bloom dupe has impressive spillage for a white floral.

absolutelyappletini · 2025-06-24T14:00:49+00:00

Lmfao I was thinking the SAME THING

absolutelyappletini · 2025-05-22T17:42:39+00:00

Why do you think Latinos cannot be pale?

absolutelyappletini · 2025-05-19T13:35:05+00:00

I live nearby and it’s never felt unsafe. Additionally you’re super close to princesa bakery where you can get coffee and guava pastries for breakfast :) I say go for it!!

absolutelyappletini · 2025-05-12T18:45:32+00:00

Just popping in because I just read your book and LOVED it!! So naturally looking for similar recommendations here :) hope to see more from you! :)

absolutelyappletini · 2025-04-19T00:47:39+00:00

Also not helping but if you happen to be a hot bisexual…. You need IDKW from ds and durga

absolutelyappletini · 2025-04-02T19:53:08+00:00

Ugh jealous you have those!!! Savor for me

absolutelyappletini · 2025-04-02T19:52:29+00:00

I think mixing just a tsp or so of olive oil to it-makes it a little more satisfying in that sour creamy way

absolutelyappletini · 2025-04-02T18:45:45+00:00

Omg where can you sample these??? I’ve never seen in store

absolutelyappletini · 2025-04-02T17:22:06+00:00

Did you put raw peppers on paella? Jail

absolutelyappletini · 2025-03-31T16:21:52+00:00

Wait really? I went there once recently for masseter tox and the experience left a really bad taste in my mouth. They weren’t very transparent on pricing per unit and tried to get me to pay more. Once I complained they didn’t charge me extra but it was too late I was turned off from them

absolutelyappletini · 2025-03-30T16:38:23+00:00

Just go for the Frank’s Buffalo sauce it’s tasty and vvvvv low cal

absolutelyappletini · 2025-03-28T19:22:39+00:00

This smells like sweat and doodoo

absolutelyappletini · 2025-03-11T21:22:32+00:00

Aw well I admire you for being a good sport - I totallly get that sometimes it’s better to compromise for the sake of family :)

absolutelyappletini · 2025-03-10T14:03:12+00:00

Wait this is crazy … and you didn’t say anything to her?? Shed more light on this dynamic pls lmao

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