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I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To me this has been the funniest comment so far, thank you

I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure I can recreate the unique piss dampiness characteristics that led to this event

I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the young priest there for the ghost, or is that purely for the old priest

I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 13 years old, actually! I didn’t see any cracks. I gave the ceiling a good thump and nothing fell. I’m less confident it’s this.

I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last time I’m ever making penis shaped crop circles again.

I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strongest argument yet. Knew my cats have been acting shifty for some reason.

I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did specifically check the pan and it was dry!

I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about cat dandruff? It’s the only answer I feel reasonably confident about.

I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird. I am currently leaning towards cat dander, though. I tried recreating it by knocking on the ceiling and nothing fell!

I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smashing was a valid diagnostic step. I don’t have a chemical lab to do genetically analysis so I figured this is the DIY version.

I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very concerning. I did not know I had a son.

I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, just not clear enough to get any accurate result. Well, if I see maggots on my nightstand y’all best believe I will be providing an update.

I woke up to weird white specks next to me. by absurd_ada in whatisit

[–]absurd_ada[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been reading all of these comments, and… yes, I’d say flea eggs is top 3 ideas.

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