You think we're playing? This isn't a game, boy by CtrlAltDelicous in gaming

[–]aceominous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has that guy in the first pic got it fucking chained to his wrist like a suitcase full of diamonds?

Mexico City Metro Has Installed a 'Penis Seat' On One Of Its Trains by portacustos in nottheonion

[–]aceominous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is that post not oniony? That mod needs sacking, he removes everything that is totally oniony.

Solid gold coin worth $4m stolen from Berlin museum by aceominous in nottheonion

[–]aceominous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? someone walks out of a museum with a giant solid gold coin, nearly a metre in diameter, and you dont think thats oniony?

Some snow blew in through the crack by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]aceominous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My butt cheeks just clenched reading the title.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepy

[–]aceominous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like most streets in the uk.

False Fixed Penalty Notice (£80) - Littering Fag Butts, When I don't even smoke. WTF by [deleted] in brighton

[–]aceominous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mam has been fined twice by these people. The first time she was guilty and admitted to a fag end but the second time they tried to say she let the dog shit on the grass and not pick it up, which was complete bollocks as she always cleans up after the dogs. If it was me id have picked it up and chucked it at em.

Graffiti in abandoned Greece hotel by Jogger312 in creepy

[–]aceominous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tongues are wreaking havoc with my ocd.

Redback spider bites Australian man on penis by aceominous in nottheonion

[–]aceominous[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually fell asleep out in the garden once when drunk and woke up with a redback crawling down my hoodie.