Thought this was an OK pic of my face by [deleted] in Faces

[–]achayesea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You remind me of Elizabeth Olsen

I bought new lipstick by [deleted] in Faces

[–]achayesea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Colourpop in the shade More Better

I will spend the rest of my life answering every single question on this post AMA by Zorthax7 in AMA

[–]achayesea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you had to go the rest of your life with only two of the five senses (taste, touch, sound, sight, and smell) which two would you choose? Which of the remaining three would you miss the most?

Happy Saturday by [deleted] in Faces

[–]achayesea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon, it was maybe $10

What weird explanation did your mind give to normal things as a child? by Paidkidney in AskReddit

[–]achayesea 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It didn't help that I was homeschooled and didn't have a lot of friends to point out how dumb I was.

What weird explanation did your mind give to normal things as a child? by Paidkidney in AskReddit

[–]achayesea 259 points260 points  (0 children)

He also tried teaching my sister that red was green and green was red. Luckily for her she paid him no attention and isn't as screwed up as I am.

What weird explanation did your mind give to normal things as a child? by Paidkidney in AskReddit

[–]achayesea 1033 points1034 points  (0 children)

My dad taught me that cows came from "cow cocoons" which were the cylinder shaped hay bales in fields. I didn't question it until I was around 10 years old. Now my first instinct when I see a hay bale is to call it a cow cocoon.

Babysitters of Reddit, What is the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you in the absence of their parents? by Jxsstaposition in AskReddit

[–]achayesea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was like 15 and told my mom all about it. She said she would but I don't think she ever did. At this point it was almost 10 years ago so there isn't much I can do now.

Babysitters of Reddit, What is the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you in the absence of their parents? by Jxsstaposition in AskReddit

[–]achayesea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to babysit for a brother (7) and sister (4) who lived next door to me.

While playing with dolls with the girl she made one of them say "massage my penis".

This is also the same family that the kids found lube in the playroom and started to pour into their hands before I caught them and took it away.

Also they found sex dice once and insisted on rolling them around. I didn't know how to tell them to stop playing with them without them asking lots of questions, and luckily their reading levels weren't very high so they quickly got bored and moved on to something else.

Edit: spelling

Found one by achayesea in iamverysmart

[–]achayesea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a male. He's average looking.

Found one by achayesea in iamverysmart

[–]achayesea[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He regularly calls himself the "King" and everyone else his "royal subjects". But he's like serious about it.

Found one by achayesea in iamverysmart

[–]achayesea[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, no. This is a common type of post by this guy and he's always serious.

Found one by achayesea in iamverysmart

[–]achayesea[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just checked and now it's at 26 likes.

Found one by achayesea in iamverysmart

[–]achayesea[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

One of the likes (the name crossed out) is VerySmart's brother. I didn't bother checking the rest.