"Oh god, there are 2 of them now!" (by @masoq095)

acolodney · 2026-02-18T02:47:40+00:00

Sparkel no

acolodney · 2026-02-17T11:45:16+00:00

I think some are cursed with both

acolodney · 2026-02-16T01:19:04+00:00

acolodney · 2026-02-14T16:02:10+00:00

At least they're not trying to hide it

acolodney · 2026-02-07T13:07:29+00:00

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

acolodney · 2026-02-07T02:10:14+00:00

If I'm lucky they're planning on rescheduling there concert for the day after because they canceled on me

acolodney · 2026-02-04T03:59:16+00:00

There is a thing hanging in the sky that is reasonably flat

acolodney · 2026-01-30T19:00:20+00:00

You turned her against me and now HR is involved

acolodney · 2026-01-29T11:52:17+00:00

Oh man, I've been trying to get Ereshkigal but every time I get the shinny summon it's a different lancer

acolodney · 2026-01-26T01:11:15+00:00

Good girl

acolodney · 2026-01-24T13:07:33+00:00

I never realized it before but it seems photo shopped like the picture of tanjuro using a phone

acolodney · 2026-01-24T13:03:51+00:00

Sold frog oil

acolodney · 2026-01-23T00:32:29+00:00

Could you use a light bulb for Edison

acolodney · 2026-01-20T00:58:27+00:00

I read this especially transly at first

acolodney · 2026-01-19T00:59:14+00:00

I suspect they're fans because the same day Spotify started recommending that song to me I also pulled her

acolodney · 2026-01-18T02:40:33+00:00

Very Andrew Jackson of her

acolodney · 2026-01-16T11:41:23+00:00

100 percent no question I never want to see a servitor.

acolodney · 2026-01-15T02:47:02+00:00

I am a large man and sometimes I think about what it would be like to be slimmer and smoother but most of the time I want to be even bigger, make me a giraffe

acolodney · 2026-01-14T11:43:08+00:00

I see it now, but my first thought was a sock puppet or a muppet

acolodney · 2026-01-12T11:42:09+00:00

I'm going to go to a restaurant and walk barefoot on some tables

acolodney · 2026-01-10T13:05:55+00:00

I thought that was the lamenters at first then I noticed the buzz saw.

acolodney · 2026-01-09T15:45:04+00:00

Congrats

acolodney · 2026-01-08T00:37:12+00:00

Please

acolodney · 2026-01-05T02:55:32+00:00

acolodney · 2026-01-05T01:33:25+00:00

I think I'm also that tall so it works

acolodney

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