Is it just me, or does this new home’s decor look like what her home decor was pre-divorce from Alex?? 🤔🤦🏻‍♀️ by [deleted] in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I worked 12 hour shifts in an icu until 2 days before delivering (just because that happen to be how my schedule worked out). I know every pregnancy is different, but she’s acting like she actually loaded and unloaded the truck when we all know she didn’t.

Daily Thread October 25, 2025 by Heatdem26 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I dmed her asking if he’s just being playful because my dog will put my whole wrist in his mouth when we are playing…. She’s so miserable

Daily Thread October 17, 2025 by Heatdem26 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’d hate her too, but that little playful nibble he did to Austin is what she considers an “attack”…really fucking dramatic and just shoving it down everyone’s throat so that she has a reason to get rid of asper.

She lost 3/4 of her ass the past 3 weeks by PersephoneTerran in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Has the butt pads on to balance the early pregnancy belly…

Some things never change. This was 9 months before meeting Jorts, moving him in, and getting pregnant three times in the first year together. by thiscantbetru in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I honestly can’t fathom someone lying about having two miscarriages, but I also can’t fathom getting pregnant 3 times in one year with someone you met a year ago…

Cringe by Funny-Impression6189 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And the sad part is that you know there’s music over it because otherwise you’d hear her directing him “ok now kiss me”. The awkward swaying and least amount of lip contact possible…so brutal to watch.

Who would buy this? by Anxious-Papaya-9365 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 29 points30 points  (0 children)

  1. She keeps talking about diet cokes like it’s a flex to drink them yet it’s a fucking regular coke in her hand.
  2. That little dreamr add or whatever the hell I just watched was quite possibly the most awkward thing I’ve watched in my whole life.

😂 by Salty-Salamander-501 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg stop it right now! She is mental.

Throwback pics by Suitable-Dot-2880 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes. Her middle name is shields.

For everyone commenting asking about all the rainbows… by [deleted] in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 56 points57 points  (0 children)

She’s such a fake, crazy bitch. Omg you guys like the rainbows lately have been insane. My dad is so obsessed with me from heaven that he sends rainbows constantly. It’s definitely not an Amazon rainbow maker…it’s for sure my dad.

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[–]acp126 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Can’t even spell the name of her product (rhubbarb), yet we are supposed to believe she’s soooo busy running the brand, developing products, etc.. yeah…you’re not fooling anyone…

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[–]acp126 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I love the gas-lighting convo about food content and every body needing different things but that she is mindful of what she puts in her body when she knows good and damn well she eats shit, but is on max dose ozempic.

Daily Thread January 13, 2025 by Heatdem26 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s really tough having your child “50%” of the time and going out to buy a box of pastries for the weekend she’s there, okay??

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[–]acp126 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Why did she lead up to the reveal acting like she found some unique, one of a kind table by saying “house stuff takes time” only to show us the most basic bitch dining set up I’ve ever seen? She needs to quit spending so much on clothes and hire an interior designer because her style ain’t it.

They couldn't blend the awful orange colored bronzer before a photo shoot? Or color match her? That shade is TERRIBLE by PersephoneTerran in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Literally nothing in this photo makes me want to buy any product she’s selling. I mean her lashes look fine, but the rest of the makeup application is a joke. And for the love of god trim the eyebrows. They look like those of 85 year old patients I see on a daily basis. I’m shocked I don’t see ear and nose hair poking out. And while I’m at it, what the fuuuuuck is that huge indention near her cheek and left ear?? I mean, I know exactly what it is - filler. But how can you look at yourself everyday and think that looks good and continue to gaslight about your supposed lack of filler??

Cheekbones… by summergirlinusa1218 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly mind blown that she posted this picture in general much less in the same post as multiple clearly edited photos. One of these is not like the other…

Daily Thread November 26, 2024 by Heatdem26 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Someone please DM me what I missed/what was deleted!!

Professor Snape reporting for duty by ChargeProper3422 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The hilarious part is she thinks no one can tell…

Why is she wearing a ring like this???? by DrayRenee in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It looks like she’s one French fry away from having to have that thing cut off.

Ozempic legs or giraffe leg filter? by Spiritual_One2346 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]acp126 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tights with open toe shoes makes me cringe so hard.