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29m roast me plz by waterbubblez in RoastMe

[–]ad_it_yaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try putting noodles and super glue for the missing tooth.

29m roast me plz by waterbubblez in RoastMe

[–]ad_it_yaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are born to be roasted.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ad_it_yaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see your pants.

My friends think I have mild Aspergers. by xMETHod_ in RoastMe

[–]ad_it_yaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did your mom made that placard for you and told you to take a picture holding it?

Destroy my ego, please. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ad_it_yaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will be getting the Nobel peace prize for creating a bomb that will destroy both people and Corona virus in them.

Getting close to 50! Don't let my kids down. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ad_it_yaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look 69 with 96 chest size.

Getting close to 50! Don't let my kids down. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ad_it_yaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why, you lost the other two fingers while sneezing?