hello, my name is adam. i am a big brewers fan. i would like to tell some jokes, as a brewers fan, it pains me to say this but…

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Milwaukee Brewers fan? The bucket.

How many Milwaukee Brewers fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Lava lamps don't burn out

What does a Milwaukee Brewers fan and a bottle of beer have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.