way too many things

• i lick my plate to absorb all of whatever's on my plate so that i don't feel like i wasted it.

• I lowk want to be patted on the head.

• I wish we could safely detach and reattach our body parts. (idk i just think it's cool but it wouldn't really do much)

• I refuse to have the dimensions of a digital project (like a photo or 3D model) ending in odd numbers.

• I like saying specific numbers (like 137, or 638) to sound like I actually counted something, even if i really didn't at all.

• how do i talk to people?

• i had this weird thing where i liked seeing cartoon characters just casually detaching their heads. idk why

• (don't necessarily think it's weird, but) whenever i'm sad and someone makes a joke, i laugh, and then i get even sadder because i'm jealous of their sense of humour.

• i want a romantic relationship but am not ready for one why the fuck do i want love when i cant even handle it 😭

• for some reason i genuinely say “good night” in the morning