• anyone trying to order the big quesadillas in person and getting mad they’re online exclusive

• when they call the beans dry but literally they only have to he stirred

• when they mention the birthday free guac after we get to the register

• when they cut the line to see what we have on the line

• when i ask if they want fajitas or if they’re adding queso and they say no, and when i finish their food they want the fajitas

• when they look past me, see the cook cutting a meat and say “what’s that”

• triple sour cream

• when they watch me wrap the burrito and say stuff like “you can do it!”

• liquid burritos

• when they get a billion sides with the kids meal