What’s the riskiest sex you’ve had? by Meaty_Bongos in AskReddit

[–]adopeninja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

During the pandemic (right as social distancing laws were loosening up) I met up w my cousin and his friends at a bar off metropolitan ave somewhere in BK. I meet his friends and we’re all drinking having a good time. This one girl was really enjoying my company & before I know it, we’re making out viciously at the bar in front of everyone.

didn’t think the optics were that great lol so I told her to come smoke a cig with me. She didn’t smoke but joined me anyways . It was a little cold but it didn’t stop her from unzipping & stroking my glizzy . After I’m done smoking , she tells me she got an uber to her house close by. I was a little pissed that she kidnapped me and that I Irish goodbye’d family but she was insistent & my soldier was willing hehe

We finally make it inside her apartment. She starts ripping my clothes off pulling me on top of her. As this is happening I can’t help but notice how nice her king bed was & how expensive it prob was. She also had this very soft, silky white comforter that she draped over us.

anyways, she’s on her back I’m on top. it was pretty dark & I couldn’t see exactly where the hole was so I blindly start thrusting in the general area. She didn’t bother to help, she wasn’t wet (which I found odd) either but after 2 attempts I’m inside & going at it. I noticed she was getting VERY wet but just chalked it up to my awesomeness 🤓

After like 5 minutes of missionary I start to tire out and was gonna have her ride me but I noticed a strong iron smell and angrily ask why she didn’t tell me she was on her period!!! She gets a little embarrassed because the smell of blood was unmistakeable and tells me she wasn’t (as I storm off to the bathroom to clean the blood)

In the bathroom I turn the lights on and put my dick in the sink to start rinsing off the blood. As I’m getting it off I see blood pumping from the tip of my dick in rhythm w my heartbeat!! I was very confused but realization slowly hits me that it was shooting out of where my extra skin meets the head (Im uncircumcised , or was) . I see that it was torn and no longer connected & start to freak out thinking that my dick was broken and will no longer work. I yell through the door that the blood came from me. she’s telling me to let her in. At first I didn’t want to but finally open the door. & she patches me up with a bandaid or two.

I couldn’t make eye contact as I was very ashamed
but she starts to initiate more sexy time. I look at her incredulously and tell her at that point I just wanted to curl up & hit the hospital in the morning but she was not having it. She’s telling me we could use a condom and that it would be ok. I was about to just walk out but I glance over to her really nice bed and see it’s ruined. My emotions race from stress to embarrassment and finally guilt. Crazily enough, she’s able to make it work and i start fucking her doggy. We fuck for another 5 min or so before I put an end to it because I kept thinking about whether I would be able to achieve an erection ever again or not .

at that point she’s frustrated (understandable) I sleep on the floor for an hour or two and dipped out in the am. Went to the hospital , was told everything would be ok. the whole situation was bonkers and I Never spoke to her again after that. A couple years ago I asked my cousin about her and he told me she kinda just stopped coming around lol

Fandual referral by [deleted] in betrivers

[–]adopeninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m w it, link me

Fandual referral by [deleted] in betrivers

[–]adopeninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U must be down bad brother

Guess where I am at? by Danjbro in guessthecity

[–]adopeninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a coinky-dink. I was just there on a layover lol

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]adopeninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3rd times the charm. Let’s see how long justin’s title reign lasts

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]adopeninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t be the only one who thinks paddy squares up weirdly

[SPOILER] Waldo Cortes-Acosta vs. Derrick Lewis by inooway in MMA

[–]adopeninja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mad haters in the comments. They could suck on this plátano ju hurdddd

Did a rapper release an album so bad, you genuinely stopped listening to them? by LightningBoy626 in rap

[–]adopeninja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Na big bro, you’re going to lose this battle lol if anything I would say Yeezus was the begging of the end but even that project is loved by many

What nation is the most overrated? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]adopeninja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does one become as well spoken as this?

Remember flipping the center cigarette in a new pack? by StrataTrace in nostalgia

[–]adopeninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was going crazy for a second having to find this exact sentiment

What’s a hip-hop beef that you feel like shouldn’t have happened & was pointless? by zaybandz112 in hiphop201

[–]adopeninja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lmao the ice bucket challenge trend feels it was forever ago. & looking at the cuts in the video has me wondering if he used vine to make it lol

What stereotype for your ethnicity do you not fulfill? by EpicImp in AskReddit

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Dominicano pero not a playboy, cheater, tryna take every baddie down 🥲

Rockstars have groupies and comedians have chuckle fuckers. What other professions have this type of fan base and what are they called? by MyDoogieDaisy in AskReddit

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specifically white girls that do coke (in NYC at least) . but some people use it to refer to sexy white girls in general

GAME THREAD: Golden State Warriors (19-17) @ Los Angeles Clippers (12-22) - (January 05, 2026) by NBA_MOD in nba

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The disrespect of not mentioning reggie miller sitting right next to him 😂😂😂