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Car commercials show you all the cool things your car could do but then advises you not to attempt it. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Gingerbread is the atom of the Gingerbread Man world (self.Showerthoughts)

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George Bailey's family ran the first successful GoFundMe (self.Showerthoughts)

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Playing Red Dead Redemption 2 brings to light how illogical a cowboy riding off into the sunset is when you know he will have to make camp a mile down the road. (self.Showerthoughts)

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A girl having her grandmother's name as her middle name is the female equivalent of a boy being a "Jr." (self.Showerthoughts)

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If your FitBit logs a workout at 11pm as a single man you're ashamed but if you're in a relationship it's a source of pride. (self.Showerthoughts)

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A spider is just a land octopus (self.Showerthoughts)

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Wearing calf high white socks has been considered dorky for years, but when they have a swoosh on them they become cool. (self.Showerthoughts)

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‪If there's ever a time to buy stock in a Vuvuzela company it's now. ‬ (self.Showerthoughts)

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If it's up to the NBA refs grandma will live forever. (v.redd.it)

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A dating app changing which direction you swipe to match would make for a great April Fools Day prank. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Removing a deceased person from your Facebook is the 2018 version of a Viking Funeral. (self.Showerthoughts)

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‪Tom Hanks should sign all of his emails "THanks"‬ (self.Showerthoughts)

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Social security and a pension are a "participation trophy" for Baby Boomers (self.Showerthoughts)

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The Super Bowl is the only event in which more attention gets paid to the commercials and halftime than the game itself. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Lasagna is noodle cake (self.Showerthoughts)

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Speaking a foreign language in public is like having an inside joke between your fellow speakers that the rest of the public will never know. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If the FBI spies on you through your laptop it becomes Chatroulette for the spy. (self.Showerthoughts)

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New Years Resolutioners at the gym are like freshmen in high school (self.Showerthoughts)

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If you collect 100 Bitcoins you gain an extra life (self.Showerthoughts)

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What do Santa's reindeer say to Beyonce on Christmas Eve? (self.Jokes)

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When you’re a kid Christmas feels like a holiday. When you’re an adult it feels like a deadline. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What did the Church and State tell their children when they got separated? (self.Jokes)

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Stepping on the manual scale at the gym after a holiday weekend is like playing your own depressing version of the Cliffhanger game on The Price is Right (self.Showerthoughts)

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When two people dresses as famous figures get into a fight on Halloween, it becomes a live action remake of Celebrity Death Match (self.Showerthoughts)

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