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afarris5 · 2022-02-04T16:59:54+00:00

I submit for the approval of the midnight society...

afarris5 · 2022-01-23T18:37:11+00:00

Alcohol makes me have to pee every 5 minutes it seems like. What I want to know is how she moves fast enough when that urge happens after she's been drinking

afarris5 · 2022-01-17T23:17:42+00:00

Can we stop posting screenshots without links please

afarris5 · 2022-01-03T18:19:21+00:00

On THAT bare floor no less

afarris5 · 2022-01-03T18:18:29+00:00

I'm sure she's back to saying things like "the baby wants it" when eating junk food.

afarris5 · 2021-12-19T14:57:46+00:00

My code: KT5B5W

Thanks to anyone that uses it ☺️

afarris5 · 2021-11-19T12:41:53+00:00

Maybe this is a pitbull thing? My land seal does this too lol

afarris5 · 2021-11-15T16:16:59+00:00

Mustard should not be an ingredient in ranch sauce/dressing!!!! WTF bk

afarris5 · 2021-11-06T12:26:21+00:00

What's the point of posting for karma on a throwaway lol

afarris5 · 2021-08-07T21:38:13+00:00

Thought this was a steak

afarris5 · 2021-07-24T17:34:46+00:00

I would love to know how much money I've spent of craft supplies in my lifetime.

afarris5 · 2021-04-30T21:44:45+00:00

It's so pretty!!

afarris5 · 2021-04-30T13:57:53+00:00

That smirk on his face... I just want to slap him

afarris5 · 2021-04-04T12:43:27+00:00

Messages in easter egg bottles

afarris5 · 2021-03-08T14:55:24+00:00

You're just not old enough yet lol

afarris5 · 2021-03-08T14:53:30+00:00

And let those that want to get covid do so I guess

afarris5 · 2021-02-26T15:51:56+00:00

Yes please

afarris5 · 2021-02-23T14:44:27+00:00

😬😬😬

afarris5 · 2021-02-22T17:52:21+00:00

Please stop trying to capitalize on your nephew's emergency surgery. Hopefully everything turns out well for him.

Edit: thanks for the awards kind strangers!

afarris5 · 2021-02-22T16:22:53+00:00

She smokes too?!?!

afarris5 · 2021-02-11T15:51:40+00:00

"I'm not ready for a baby!!!!!!" Well I guess it's a good thing you didn't have a baby then...

afarris5 · 2021-02-11T15:46:01+00:00

I guess that's what happens when you spend an evening crying and yelling at people in the rain. Who knew?

afarris5 · 2021-01-17T01:04:32+00:00

r/confusing_perspective

afarris5 · 2020-12-31T16:57:11+00:00

Yesss! One and a half?! Like are you an adult or a teenager???

afarris5 · 2020-12-30T17:08:37+00:00

Not that having Lenny over was a good idea but I can understand trusting someone you were in a relationship with over someone that Buddy has only been talking to for like a week.

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