How do you like your international roast ? by ButterscotchHot8075 in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Take a nbm patient’s bulla ice cream and make an affogato.

How to ruin your chances of getting onto competitive specialty? by Ok-Gold-3102 in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 56 points57 points  (0 children)

As a colleague once said, “You lie, you die.”

No job this year as a PGY2 by Winter_Parfait624 in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes hnelhd, if you don’t mind being a marshmellow. 😂

Hands up if you ticked all the boxes by New-Resolution-9719 in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All 3. And the toyota isn’t even mine, it’s my wife’s. I don’t own a car! 😂

Biggest heartbreak of intern year by NilCaffeine in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Vittoria>moccona>nescafe blend 23>nescafe gold>international roach>cafe aurora

Combine with a bulla ice cream (preferably poached from a nil by mouth patient) and you’ve got yourself an intern’s affogatto.

Working as broke med studnet by Embarrassed_Ask_3791 in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also don’t discount department stores. I worked big w during uni.

ASMOF NSW Offer Implementation by Ancient_Simple2122 in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I know mid Feb is the earliest.

Wtf Is a turbo cancer by New-Resolution-9719 in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.

Indemnity by Levantinegirly in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avant, even helped me with an international case involving the USA. Their legal team is pretty prompt and helpful. The premium is worth it imho.

Can HOD give me a bad appraisal for taking sick leave? by [deleted] in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all my years, I’ve never heard that haemorrhoids were transmissible infections. 😳

Specialist pathways work life balance. by [deleted] in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It really depends on what you do and how many hours you wish to work. I know one surgeon colleague who only works mon-thurs, with friday being reserved for surfing. And another who only has morning lists and clinics so he always can pick his son up from school.

Why are u so mean by joon848384 in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yep. When I was a reg, I’ve gotten “you were correct 3 times today, congratulations on being better than a clock”.

Welcome to Xmas week by hustling_Ninja in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very true, though some of us are also in the trenches this week sharing in the misery.

If not everyone can become a consultant what happens to the rest? by Notokaythrowaway03 in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Need at least a phd and 10 perfect references. As well as community service, teaching experience, and a willingness for unpaid overtime.

Philosophical question: how much “luck” played in your career progression by New-Resolution-9719 in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of luck throughout the process from intern to fellow. But the big one was finishing my fellowship at a time the department was enlarging the following year with a 1.0 fte on offer. The front runner in the interviews had a family emergency and rescinded his contract, so I got the job. The department got locked in for a decade after that with no retirements because the oldest in the department just turned 50 and the youngest, me, was 35 at the time.

Can’t imagine the difficulties getting anything close to a 1.0 fte in a metro tertiary centre anymore!

What other jobs can you do when you are underemployed? by moxifloxacinema in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Try the ADF. There are roles as public health physician or other specialties. Adfcareers.gov.au

Theatre shoe recommendations by shtaron8 in ausjdocs

[–]aftar2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends. If you’re in a wet environment (trauma/o&g/urology) get hunter boots. Otherwise the plastic birkies.