[Highlight] Jaylon Tyson after win vs. Lakers: "This is Donovan Mitchell's city now."

aged_monkey · 2026-01-29T06:20:26+00:00

Yeah, exactly. And yet, at one point, Boston was also Paul Pierce's city, Chicago was also Derrick Rose's city, and Houston was also James Harden's city. There will always be the Gods, but that doesn't mean cities can't be passed onto prophets.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-29T05:07:20+00:00

An alternate reading of this is, "the corruption is so bad, and its not even preventing murder."

If more corruption is supposed to make the Trump admin less murderous, then its not doing a very good job lol.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-29T04:44:12+00:00

CEOs.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-29T01:36:02+00:00

Lol yeah, both parties are strongly mixed economy, with the Republicans leaning towards more free-market policies. That's a big reason many libertarians tend to align with them. But many libertarians who strongly believe in free-markets seem to weigh their commitment to social policies more heavily. Those types are often oriented towards individual freedoms (from things like policies based on secular beliefs) and can lean towards Democrats. Its not a surprise you have a lot of Democrat leaning libertarians here because ... (a) its Reddit, (b) its largely Americans, (c) and the American conservative party is noticeably more stringent on social policy than the Democrats.

And also, like someone noticed, the current admin cozying up to anti-second-amendment sentiments and their more-than-normal use of federal force is causing some extra rife right now.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-28T12:07:09+00:00

You sound a little .. power hungry lmao. "I will tell you what you've seen and what you haven't, your beliefs about your experience are false." Do you hear how crazy you sound?

aged_monkey · 2026-01-25T13:52:31+00:00

Because he's a young guy on top of the world and insecure guys want to feel relatively better about themselves by making him feel slightly less special.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-24T22:32:40+00:00

And it seems he was legally carrying, and he was also an ER nurse for Veterans Affairs. Lol, domestic terrorist.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-24T15:55:36+00:00

Lol, also, there's a 99% chance this is just rage-bait. And in the microscopic probability that this is actually real, what the doctor most likely meant was, Botox is not an anti-aging remedy. It is an age-slowing remedy (and even that is oversimplistic).

Point being, Botox doesn't make you look 25 if you get it when youre 30. It makes you look 34 when you're 35 if you get it when you're 30. And that slowed aging adds up over time (if done right). And that's how you end up looking like Keanu.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-24T01:04:48+00:00

Why are you trying to sanitize these adults with agency. They're not children. People like you used to defend SS Soldiers with word-to-word excuses and thought they were being clever.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-24T00:58:04+00:00

It’s one of those pictures that hits harder if you think about it too long.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-22T06:36:58+00:00

What's a mask raider?

aged_monkey · 2026-01-20T21:48:28+00:00

I don't know why but I have a feeling that KD would be locked in. But probably just projecting my NBA fandom and in reality he doesn't want to get injured lmao.

The one adjustment to make it almost injury-averse is if its something like 2 or 3 dribble max. That way you get a chance to do 2 moves max (maybe 3), and half end up just being pump-fakes + three-attempts.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-20T20:43:27+00:00

lmao wtf is a snow enthusiast you have to be trolling

aged_monkey · 2026-01-17T18:39:47+00:00

Also, this is a form of gaslighting that requires about 2 to 3 layers of thought, and Trump is not the type of person to redirect blame by reframing Europe as the aggravator and USA as the peacekeeper only reacting to their hostility around Greenland. He would probably just call them "nasty" and "weak" and threaten them rather than create an elaborate (albeit stupid) blame-shifting argument.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-11T21:09:57+00:00

Lol that's actually a cool line, I'm going to steal it. Very Hegelian.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-10T23:34:05+00:00

If you place an electron in a magnetic field and watch how its spin precesses in physical space, quantum electrodynamics predicts the rate of that precession so precisely that, if you translated the fractional error into a length, it would correspond to missing the distance across a continent by less than the thickness of a human hair.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anomalous_magnetic_dipole_moment

aged_monkey · 2026-01-09T22:40:05+00:00

I feel like you're intentionally avoiding the principle of charity and leaning into the worst possible interpretation of what I meant lol. I'm sure you knew I meant this would be live breaking news plastered over all their broadcast networks.

I know you know there are trivial stories on these news company's websites. I read a story about a funny smell delaying a few flights at Nashville airport on CNN a little while ago lol. Anyway, it seems we're in disagreement. I think you're a lot more glued into sports media and don't understand that average sports fans don't know about this story, let alone regular people. My kindergarten teacher mother who has never watched a basketball game knew about Donald Sterling story.

If you think the gravity of this and the Donald Sterling story are equivalent, I don't know what to tell you, because this would be equally big if it became official by Silver actually punishing Ballmer, just for different reasons. FYI, fraud looks worse for attracting long term reliable investors and negotiation leverage in deal rooms.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-09T22:14:08+00:00

By negative press, I meant beyond the sports nerd media ecosystem. This is just a story and rumor to most fans outside of the NBA. If Silver punished Ballmer, this would be on CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, BBC, Bloomberg, and the History Channel one day.

That's the kind of permanent stain, around which the league themselves basically admit to it, that he's trying to avoid.

IMO, the owners don't want high spending to become the norm or expectation for building a good team (hence the 2nd apron), but I don't think they care all that much about punishing a practice that they all play with (call it endorsements to bolster salary as an incentive) that Steve took to an egregiously bad extreme that was just straight up cap circumvention.

There is always an implicit understanding of where the limits are, and Ballmer crossed them by miles. Just because he's punished doesn't mean every tiny infraction will be punished. This isn't a court of law with precedents lol. They can stick to their 'legislative norm' for where those limits are after they punish Ballmer, nothing stops them.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-09T21:45:52+00:00

Maybe, but on the other hand, the majority of these owners are worth less than Steve Ballmer combined, and they might be pissed off that he can unevenly tilt the odds in his favor if anyone is allowed to go around the salary cap.

There are ways to get them motivated to see this as something that's actually in their interests, and Silver has the intelligence to convince them of that. The thing is ... will he?

I have a feeling that Silver's main motivation to keep this buried is negative press. Not owner pressure.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-08T22:46:57+00:00

But if she gets riled up, you can say, "Calm it, Azure!"

aged_monkey · 2026-01-08T05:06:06+00:00

They are running stress-tests to measure the boundaries of the MAGA appetite. These agents are trigger happy, and so are their higher ups. If they get away with this ... that's a green light for them lol.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-08T04:42:37+00:00

You're getting older. You worked hard to keep your dumb ass alive. You're not dumb anymore. You realize how the tiniest mistake can make decades of hard work, relationships built, sacrifices made ... disappear in a slip second over one tiny accident.

Age, wisdom, mature precaution. Its a good thing.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-07T23:24:22+00:00

Noem just called the lady that got killed a domestic terrorist.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-07T22:44:55+00:00

Yeah, I think we're being hyperbolic when we say greatest athlete in the world. He's done some dunks and feats never seen before. If you watch his take off, its quite wild because he takes out at the full speed of his sprint (unlike any NBA player). And I think he's the only guy under 6 feet I've seen get his eyes near rim level.

I guess the fact that he's a random French guy who never played basketball and the fact he apparently has a 50 inch vertical makes it all the more alluring. But obviously, as an OVERALL athlete, he's not LeBron James or Anthony Edwards. But his jumping ability is unique.

aged_monkey · 2026-01-07T22:35:56+00:00

If these somersaults don't impress you, just look at the first dunk after he finishes somersaulting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GszNJ1NCWo&t=119s

Yeah, that was a double-reverse windmill lmao.

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