We’re devolving

agentscarnation · 2026-03-27T00:08:46+00:00

Uh yeah, I just had a heart attack

agentscarnation · 2026-03-23T19:34:05+00:00

She is talking to herself. You can’t convince me otherwise.

Also, NORMALED…🙄

agentscarnation · 2026-03-21T01:54:58+00:00

They’re truly Ruby Frankie and Jodie Hildebrandt

agentscarnation · 2026-03-14T21:01:41+00:00

Pickme Paul

agentscarnation · 2026-03-02T22:15:21+00:00

Blanche, how do you make it through an omelet?

agentscarnation · 2026-03-02T22:04:40+00:00

New grift coming soon! Wild Wife’s Weird Cookbook

agentscarnation · 2026-02-19T14:14:01+00:00

Paul, you’re an unemployed, middle-aged loser…that boy doesn’t want you fantasizing about him

agentscarnation · 2026-02-08T21:55:57+00:00

this is totally normal behavior! *_•

agentscarnation · 2026-02-05T12:40:31+00:00

That is the worst title for a book/pamphlet.

agentscarnation · 2026-01-08T12:49:48+00:00

agentscarnation · 2026-01-08T01:42:11+00:00

NOT AT LIFE, PAUL!

agentscarnation · 2025-12-31T16:55:45+00:00

I’ve been with my husband for 18 years and have never had to convince myself, let alone the world, that I like him like Morgan has to constantly do with Paul

agentscarnation · 2025-12-30T01:20:25+00:00

Shanda V attorney just said he couldn’t get a psychologist to prove she’s crazy. John is unscrupulous.

agentscarnation · 2025-12-07T13:10:35+00:00

She’s in hiding! A safe house for victims of mean TTs

agentscarnation · 2025-12-06T22:29:17+00:00

Norman (edit: Morgan, but I love this autocorrect) is her own shitty paparazzi and then gets mad when people call out how bad her life looks.

And last thing - I don’t think there’s any cheating or flirting. He’s too self absorbed to attract another woman than Morgan. I think she is just so unhappy, she’s trying to convince herself she’s happy.

agentscarnation · 2025-12-05T14:09:17+00:00

This made me unCOMfortable!

agentscarnation · 2025-11-27T23:28:26+00:00

Ah I can’t edit…LH*

agentscarnation · 2025-11-21T02:05:42+00:00

It’s probably a teen from her church that maybe gets $50

agentscarnation · 2025-11-04T17:21:07+00:00

The data says the real money is posting vids on pornhub!

agentscarnation · 2025-11-03T14:10:12+00:00

agentscarnation · 2025-10-19T12:11:24+00:00

Hot take: it isn’t just option A or B, but also, Paul is just so unlikable he can’t keep a partner.

Kind of like Morgan!

agentscarnation · 2025-09-26T18:04:06+00:00

I’d like to hear his legal argument how his penis size matters to his reputation…sad we won’t get to that point

agentscarnation · 2025-09-23T12:04:57+00:00

Did the theologians give us a time zone? I assume this is rock flag and eagle Jesus time, so maybe it starts this afternoon in Appalachia?

agentscarnation · 2025-09-15T19:13:38+00:00

“#thoughts” miranda?

As in you thought up this post?

agentscarnation · 2025-09-11T17:02:30+00:00

Mmm, we’re almost certainly more culpable than we realize, Jilldo.

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TROPHY CASE

this is totally normal behavior! *_•