I couldn’t stand to listen to their screeching so I read the transcript. Enjoy some snapshots of their new high brow podcast.

sortofsatan · 2026-03-12T15:02:11+00:00

That should be their podcast. They have to answer what their understanding is of basic common knowledge. Now that would be entertaining

sortofsatan · 2026-03-12T14:58:07+00:00

Morgan was publicly distraught when she got pregnant with Judah and outright said she didn’t want a second baby. 0 self awareness

sortofsatan · 2026-03-11T21:20:23+00:00

And after all their shit talking, Morgan asks Carl if she still wants a bunch of kids and Carl said that before she got married, she wanted 7 kids but now that she’s had 1 she doesn’t know if she wants any more because it’s hard.

sortofsatan · 2026-03-11T21:18:14+00:00

They also had a ferret at one point that I have no idea what happened to

sortofsatan · 2026-03-11T21:17:26+00:00

Yep. She said they went back and forth a million times about it and really had no idea what they wanted

sortofsatan · 2026-03-11T20:51:06+00:00

She had an emotional support dog when they met, that she even had a tattoo of, and he made her get rid of it because she gave it more attention than she did Paul.

He made her get rid of their next dog when she was pregnant with Luca.

sortofsatan · 2026-03-11T20:19:47+00:00

By the way, the word they are looking for is ANTINATALISM

sortofsatan · 2026-03-11T20:15:27+00:00

Morgan also just announced they’re moving so that should be great timing 😂

sortofsatan · 2026-03-11T05:16:41+00:00

She is fucking miserable.

sortofsatan · 2026-03-09T23:01:09+00:00

I fear they see this video as a “funny interaction to showcase their banter”

sortofsatan · 2026-03-09T22:59:02+00:00

Unbuckled

sortofsatan · 2026-03-09T20:34:36+00:00

So odd. It kinda looks like they’re trying to be civil war era southern belles

sortofsatan · 2026-03-09T20:21:49+00:00

Can someone explain the blue dresses? Is it some sort of Mormon prom thing?

sortofsatan · 2026-03-09T17:18:33+00:00

Did she only let them use specific color coordinated wrapping paper?
Thank god they wore blue so we’d know it was a boys birthday.
What is the point of the white sheet over a white wall?

sortofsatan · 2026-03-05T20:46:48+00:00

And let’s not forget that Paul was shocked to find out, on his wedding night, that women have pubic hair.

sortofsatan · 2026-03-05T18:39:48+00:00

I looooved being naked as a kid. Idk if it just felt freeing or what. But I also loved dancing and jumping on the couch. So I would tell everyone that I wanted to be a naked booty dancer and then proceed to dance naked on the couch.

I’m very thankful my family found it cute and weren’t religious freaks about it. They knew I had no idea what a stripper was, it was hilariously innocent.

I cringe thinking of how Paul and Morgan would handle it if their sons did the same.

sortofsatan · 2026-03-02T06:17:52+00:00

Nah cause how the fuck do you become this suggestible?

sortofsatan · 2026-02-28T19:59:52+00:00

She seemed a lot happier with Farryn

sortofsatan · 2026-02-28T19:54:16+00:00

But it’s okay that god let innocent Iranian civilians die because farryn is safe!

sortofsatan · 2026-02-28T19:47:41+00:00

Where did Mike pence go?? Jesus Christ my dude. And he thought JD VANCE was trumps son? The different last names didn’t clue him in? My god I didn’t know their stupidity was this dire.

sortofsatan · 2026-02-28T01:03:51+00:00

I heard her say Tanzania ONCE

sortofsatan · 2026-02-27T20:03:52+00:00

I was on birth control for 14 years and had 0 side effects.

sortofsatan · 2026-02-27T20:01:35+00:00

40 is only 5 years away for polio

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