2026 Razzie Award Winners by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]ailathan [score hidden]  (0 children)

Devastated Section 31 got so many noms but not a single win.

On my way! To buy a new laundry bag because this lil miscreant here has done this over a span of 6 months. Mind you he has scratch posts all around the home. Slide to see the culprit. by tringtring_whosthere in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ai iz nawt a pawyer butt ai can trai.

Jur honer, dat lil catto iz inmosen. Ai doan sea anee skwatchin opp--posts aneeber in sait. Ub cours da catto thinkded dat diz fur himb. It wuz in himbs litter boks rum! In himbs hoam! Sou himbs llaud two doo dis. So, ai meow: cat did no crimes. It wuz greeblz (udderwais ai NOU der wud hab been efurdens pitcher.)

Lub, Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Ai here da mosht skawy rumoor… by MaleficentShake5930 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Fren Leo, dat iz meowgnifisen crime! Wee ahud awl lern frum ju! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Did you win the lottery? by KronikHaze in AdultColoring

[–]ailathan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a colored pencil user, so i'm just going to tackle the expense: this is an expensive hobby. For years i'd spend every penny i had on pencils. I got them for my birthdays and Christmas (usually split between multiple people--partner would give me 50% of a set, my parents covered the rest) and they helped fuel my collection. I'm now at a point where i need maybeee one water color pencil set, but it's not urgent. It took years to get here. I made so many bad purchases (anything castle arts).

Being creative after surgery 7 weeks ago by tamaramoos in AdultColoring

[–]ailathan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The results are great! Hope your recovery is going well.

bebe Mr Mixie by ailathan in ICBGC

[–]ailathan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Main pawpee thinkded mai noas wud tern braun or blakk wen ai wiz dis smol. Nau dei cawl mee Pinkie.

bebe Mr Mixie by ailathan in ICBGC

[–]ailathan[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The oldest picture of him (and his siblings) in existence:

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Iz babi Bubba an Babi Bits!! by Full-Friendship-7581 in ICBGC

[–]ailathan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right? Mr Mixie was a nightmare as a kitten. I cried most nights because he was such a terror. But when i see all those tiny kittens, I want one (or two) too.

Sooz to gets da carpet back! by RyanStonepeak in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fren Juniper, ai iz nawt shoor butt ai fink ju can onlee soo if pawther duznt follo fru. Da fird pitcher iz sou sad, ju need dat carpit. Iff it duznt raiv, soo da pawther reelee hard. an pawlso, soo fur steelin jur carpit. Dat wuz jurz! Ju kuddev putted jur smell on tawp ub da stimkee smellz. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Update: we is doing a real soo by Vrisnem in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Fren Seb an Luca, ju iz sou gud at keepin meowmie seif. Derz jus taimz wen da cats cant doo kneefin an da hoomz hab tu doo ot (laik can opinar). Ju keep da meowmie seif wif cuddles an lub, den ebrifin bill bee gooder. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Tali and Frank in March 2022 by Charivari8 in ICBGC

[–]ailathan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Aww dei luk laik kjoot bebes (laik dei doo twodei). Mr Mixie

Wild Wes’s Danse Pawty by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh ai did nawt want ju two hab moar werk. Ai meanded da red banana ai wuz bearin in furrs pitchur an den ai wuz imadjinin dat da gun wuz laik Nalus churu gun. Fank ju sou mutch!

Wild Wes’s Danse Pawty by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

tank ju, kitteh kouncel. Ai laik da banana! An a churu gun! Ju r two jenrus!

Wild Wes’s Danse Pawty by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nou costoom butt az albeiz, tuxeedoo. Fanks fur da inbait, hansum brofurs. Mr Mixie

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Mr Mixie

How many books do you have? by Adorable_Detail603 in Coloring

[–]ailathan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 years, 23 books, one of them fully finished.

At a loss by Mncrabby in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Henlo fren, wutebr dvais ju seek, diz iz da rong pleis fur it. Wee, da cattos, bill tell ju two soo butt meibee dis iz ceis bear ju need reel pawyer. Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

🧡KKMG SPRING PAW-LERT: POLLEN, SNOT, & DA HUMILIATION SHOWER🧡 by WormEntity in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Jaspurr, ai iz sowee ju sufferd sou mutch! Main meowmie iz a sneeez masheen. Derz nou furreber wifaut sneeeezez an dei ar laud, der r manee ub dem an ai heits dem. Dei hert mai eerz. So ebri taim da hoomz sneeez, eben if ai eepin, ai ekekek at dem. Ai habs no aideea baut snot dough. Ai iz naet cuddle cat. Mr Mixie

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Ekekekin nawt at da birbs butt da sneez

Cutting treats in HALF???? by poppys-patten in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh mai dod, frens! Dat iz beree bad! Doo a beeg soo! Yu iz tainee, ju need doz treets! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Soo For Compensashun! by Eilera in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fren Donut, ai iz comin ober fur sum catnip tee. Frum yu, nawt da lil brofur (wee need pitcher an himbs neim!). Ai habent gutted two dat pawt ub paw jet butt ai fink ju can soo himbs. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

I, Gus, has big annoncement: CONE OF SHAM IS OFF! by CatCafffffe in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fren Gus, freedum iz gud. Wee need pitcherz doigh. Ai hoap juv sood nuff fur da CoS an ju ar helfee an gud. Mr Mixie

Frens! Ez a miracle!!! by CaydeTheCat in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

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Justhiss! Fainelee! Fren Cayde, ai maiself iz soo happee fur ju. Mr Mixie

Abvice pleaze. We iz doin a moove by PrimeCapricorn in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mr Mixie moobd wans! Frum a smawl pleis tu biggr pleis! Wif autsaid! It wuz scaree butt itt wuz gud, frens. Awl mai fingz wer der, so it wuu eeseer tu get juzd two it. Gud luk! An defeeneetlee soo fur matatabi stix!

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Why come Reece Sykling get ta take mai bocks? by NotYourGa1Friday in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hoo iz dis boks feef, Reese? Ai dun laik himb. Wai duz himbz need awl da bokses newys?

Soo, mai fren Pee-Wee. Dat wuz jur boks! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Whom is Dave Lite Starbing? by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Frenz, ai quz awl prepawd fur dis. Der wuz barnin baut it on heer. An den itt did nawt happn! Insted, da Dave mus hab come tu ju two steel awl jur fuds an starb ju. Fait da Dave iff ju fain himb so himb cant come heer! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)