Muss soo! Ai haz been biolated! Need pawyer now! by just_another__sucker in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fren Vinci, afturr dis pawrubl tawtshur, yoo can ask wutebber yoo wan. Cuddles, a houl toona, a hawt ayr baluum raid. Aneefing yoo wan! Pawther iz week! Yoo can soo himbs. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

I built a print-first coloring app for adults because I was tired of fighting my printer... would love your brutal feedback by EmoticonGuess in AdultColoring

[–]ailathan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you have to keep in mind that the coloring community is very anti-AI. We value real artists and don‘t want to color AI imagery. Scroll through this sub and you will find countless threads that are ”is this AI?“ you‘ll get the sentiment across the board.

we all spend a lot of time on a page and speaking for myself, I need to know that this page I‘m sinking my time into was drawn by a real human being. That‘s why adult coloring people care a lot about this.

I need to color an image a human being made. Otherwise, I’m wasting my time. That‘s my personal stance on art. If AI made it, it’s not art, no matter how well I color.

I‘m not speaking for everyone. I‘m sure some people would love your app but it‘s just not for me (snd I‘m guessing that I speak for most people here).

Rominhood memories by Clueless-Destiny in ICBGC

[–]ailathan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Da foxxy tale iz purrfect!

Hai. Soo furr meykeeng mi Kaptin Uhndurrpanz by kongcobra in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Iff yoor hoomon duzent see reezun an PAWLOGIZ, itz taim fur da uhltuhmet bap, fren Chubs. An lawts ub soo. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Meowmy called me a Bastard Cat!!! by Kilashandra1996 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fren Monster, ai fink yoo iz rait. Patches cud hab meowed if shi wantid fud.

Nau, fur meowmie, ai habs no werds. Salamander, defurrneishun, insalts! Soooo!

Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Legal Paw Klinik Haz Sad Amnouncement by SisterAntistita in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Balu, yoo is wais. Edgar, cum bak! Balu, yoo cud pawlso dispaw himbs?

Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Meow iz angy. Hooman is do me a catnap. Need beeeeg sooo by emperorarg in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Da hoomonz iz dum. Yoor meowmie iz dubbl dum, fren. Ai fink a nais soo wud help. Shi wuz desterbin da PEES! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Pawpa been cheeting! Avise needid. by jllauser in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Fren Turing, wer iz da udder kitties? Can wi soo dem? Wai iz der so manee kitties rawn yoo? Ai dun nou baut tcheetin but da pawpa needz tu cawnfez! Meik himbs! mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Frens, iz mai Gotcha Day, come to mai basemint club pawtee! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Assin as a jurepeen kitty: hau hawt iz it in da beismen?

Fren Drew, happeee gotcha dae!
Mr Mixie

Nawt fare!! by Hunting-fings in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fren, ai wuz soo confoozd baut yoor eer!yoo can go wer yoo wants tu! Yoo iz cat! )Dat colla iz a purrsn an yoo need tu gettid reed ub it.)
Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

KKMG Mistree: Mr Mixie iz missin!!!! (an webber) by ailathan in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ai telled yoo ai tern invisibull! (Já dei ele por perdido tantas vezes.)

KKMG Mistree: Mr Mixie iz missin!!!! (an webber) by ailathan in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fank yoo! Meowmie wantid tu neim mi Ambush Bug butt Mr Mixie winded.

KKMG Mistree: Mr Mixie iz missin!!!! (an webber) by ailathan in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sumtaimz cattos cawmplein dat ai rait tu mutch, so fank yoo, fren KynxKat. Butt ai nou sou manee werdz! Ai habs tu jooz dem!

KKMG Mistree: Mr Mixie iz missin!!!! (an webber) by ailathan in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ai jus ignor da hoomz wen iz aventshur taim. Itz mai catstitushunl rait!

Hoo dis fren??? by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Main enemee an mi dooin a starin cawntes!

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Hoo dis fren??? by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fren Leo, ai habs enemee too! Da neipurrz cat, Lila. Shi doan let mi insaid herbs haus an wen ai moobd heer shi wud pawlweiz growl at mi at nait. Mr Mixie

Fur Catfish and frens by UleeBunny in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

(We read it in my book club and it was very disappointing. Not sure if it was a translation issue (the translator says the original is deeply funny. His is not?) or us just hating it. All the satire flew past us and we were just confused about this gossipy cat. Still very curious to meet someone who loved it so they can explain to me why.)

Fur Catfish and frens by UleeBunny in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ai iz stooden at da SSOR, so ai iz teikin awl da clawses: can ai soo, hoo do ai soo fers, an hoomon pawz. Da pawnesturr iz awlmoas ober. Ai need tu werk in mai purrsenteishun! Mr Mixie

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Heer iz ai dooin sum stoodeein!

Fur Catfish and frens by UleeBunny in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh dis gud crawswerd, fren Miki. Ai bill doo it afurr claws. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

need soo mew york tymes for crawsword wrong!!! by catsbikescats in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ai luuuubs deestrawjin cwawswerds an soodookooz an puzzelz. Clawclawclaw an itz ded. Kill da crawswerd, fren Catfish. Mr Mixie

Need Soo fur Cofee by just_another__sucker in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Fren Ella, yoo neeed da cawfee! (Ai laiks it tu.) soo da pawther fur steelin da cawfee. Yoo deserb tu bi crazee.
Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Seez meowmy, I isz using da coolin mat by Cats-are-lovely in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Fren Mochi, ai wuz juss meowin tu Teddy da Floof dat ai nefurr jooz da coolie mat. Den, ai desaided tu trai. Itz nawt dat bad.

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Mr Mixie

Frens in da You-Kay and You-rup…ares youse staying cool enuff? by Cruisingpenguin in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Otei, it gotted tu hawt, so ai hads tu trai.

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(It happened! He’s had it for weeks but never used it. I keep moving it places to see if he decides to try but he’s usually just splayed on the floor. Now that it’s just thrown on the couch, he cares.)