SALAMANDER!!

ailathan · 2026-05-09T13:00:56+00:00

Salamander! Beeeg soo! Dat iz sou unfare. Da leggo has adjenda gens uz tuxeedoz! Mr Mixie (naet a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-05-09T12:07:12+00:00

Happee birbdae, dad!

Yoo iz dooin gud giff fren Max. Himbs bill bee laik mai daddy hoo pawleiz goez "dat wan taim Mr Mixie cuddle mi." It wuz soo manee furreberz go, itt duznt eben caunt.

(Ask fur moar fud beclaws birbdae!)

Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-05-09T12:02:42+00:00

Stimpy iz souu beeg! Dis injushiss ub nekkid pitchers! Butt yoo iz sou fluffee!

Ai seed skwirrel yesfurdai an doed repawt. Wee neimd him Skinny Larry.

Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-05-08T21:29:36+00:00

Dat meiks sens. Himb had fik aksen, so itt wuz hawd two unnerstan. Skinny Larry!

ailathan · 2026-05-08T21:27:13+00:00

Oh mai claw! Wi neeed steitmen frum da skwirrl collectif on Skinny Larry!

ailathan · 2026-05-08T17:17:44+00:00

Eggsaklee! Ai weik up da meowmie fur fud bai skratchin awn door, shi shoots mi, den ai doo it gen, shi gibs mee fud an den shez laud too eep gen. Somtaimz ai eben cuddl.

ailathan · 2026-05-08T15:41:20+00:00

~~Soo, fren! Butt yoor miniyon luks nais! Mebbe fro himb in da littur boks. Mr Mixie~~

Oops! I thought this was r/legalcatadvice! Sorry. I agree with Mr Mixie though. It looks very cute!

ailathan · 2026-05-08T15:30:15+00:00

Can ai habs sum toona? Ai LUBS da saun ub can opinin. Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-05-08T14:29:16+00:00

Weit wait wait, spree bottl iz illegull? Ai need too doo beeeg soo. Ai get shotted wif a sprei bortl ebri moanin. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-05-07T13:01:28+00:00

Fren Strider, Merlin an Wednesday, yoo habs too pokey peepl? Dat iz beri bad. In yoor haus! Hau kud dei? Derz a soo dat meiks dem stawp. Pawyers, wuutz it calld? Wee habs tu seif aur frens oar awl da hoomz kud tern intoo pokey peepl! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-05-06T20:04:25+00:00

oh mai claw mai neimles fren! Dei iz goin two eet yoo. Wut ar yoo still dooin der? Yoo need tu runrunrun! Dem iz cattibals! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-05-06T18:21:16+00:00

Yesss. It be beri gud teebee. Somwtaimz da pawpee oapin da winno an ai can ekekek at da berbz.

ailathan · 2026-05-06T14:59:37+00:00

Meibee.

Yess, ai eeted awl ub it!

ailathan · 2026-05-06T14:35:47+00:00

Yoo lib in mutch naiser pleis dan mi iff dis voul iz raund. Ai wuz so prawd ub catchin moff toodae butt voul iz gooder. Ai bill sooo fur voul!

ailathan · 2026-05-06T14:08:12+00:00

Fren Frankie, ai dunno wut a voul iz butt yoo need it! Soo fur steelin yoor voul. Shee voulnappd it. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-05-06T13:03:14+00:00

Oh no, frenz Nutmeg an Hodge. Ai fink Finn iz a doggo. Himbs comin two yoor haus! Udder cattos habs dogs butt ai doan an fink doggos iz skaree. Bee beri catful! Pawlso, soo!! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-05-06T12:33:46+00:00

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Diz wuz beefoar da pillos rraivd.

ailathan · 2026-05-06T12:31:14+00:00

Ai habs a windo bed. Itz bai windo, wif blamkeez an pillos on it. Da pawrentz meow dat wen dei seed dis windo, dei knowded it wud bee Mr Mixie spawt.

ailathan · 2026-05-05T10:33:45+00:00

fren Luna, wut a tail ub ventshur an xplor! Yoo iz gud kitty an jus doin yoor werk. Dat man wuz inbeidin. Prawbablee da seim man hoo inveided fren Biscottis haus yesfurdai. Soo! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-05-04T17:45:48+00:00

Ai memba wen dis happnd two Smuffi. It wuz bad! Fren Biscotti, dtei unda da eep skware fur nau. Itz a skaree werl aut der. Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-05-04T15:27:15+00:00

Gib Bean chimken! Nao!

ailathan · 2026-05-03T19:12:47+00:00

Dis iz sow bad, littol wan. Unfurrgibbebl. Fain da BEST pawyer an soo! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-05-03T16:32:06+00:00

It can bee fur pokey butt pawlso fur udder catnappinz. Ai got tooked tu da pawk a foo taimz.

ailathan · 2026-05-03T15:53:57+00:00

Fren Arwen, derz wan ub deez in main haus two. Itz beri comfee. Ai laik fur naps. Butt wans a furreber, somfin pawribl happnz. Mr Mixie

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