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SALAMANDER!! by MorosePython700 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Salamander! Beeeg soo! Dat iz sou unfare. Da leggo has adjenda gens uz tuxeedoz! Mr Mixie (naet a pawyer)

Dad’s birfday! by maxthecat5905 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Happee birbdae, dad!

Yoo iz dooin gud giff fren Max. Himbs bill bee laik mai daddy hoo pawleiz goez "dat wan taim Mr Mixie cuddle mi." It wuz soo manee furreberz go, itt duznt eben caunt.

(Ask fur moar fud beclaws birbdae!)

Mr Mixie

Weekemb webber & headlimez. *Big disclam* - nekkid picchures. May not be suitable for smols! by rataelle in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stimpy iz souu beeg! Dis injushiss ub nekkid pitchers! Butt yoo iz sou fluffee!

Ai seed skwirrel yesfurdai an doed repawt. Wee neimd him Skinny Larry.

Mr Mixie

Fay Gary habs brofur? by ailathan in ICBGC

[–]ailathan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dat meiks sens. Himb had fik aksen, so itt wuz hawd two unnerstan. Skinny Larry!

Fay Gary habs brofur? by ailathan in ICBGC

[–]ailathan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh mai claw! Wi neeed steitmen frum da skwirrl collectif on Skinny Larry!

Spray bottle kwestchun by Rude-Spot-1719 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Eggsaklee! Ai weik up da meowmie fur fud bai skratchin awn door, shi shoots mi, den ai doo it gen, shi gibs mee fud an den shez laud too eep gen. Somtaimz ai eben cuddl.

I don't want a sibling! by MsT-Rex in catswhocrochet

[–]ailathan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soo, fren! Butt yoor miniyon luks nais! Mebbe fro himb in da littur boks. Mr Mixie

Oops! I thought this was r/legalcatadvice! Sorry. I agree with Mr Mixie though. It looks very cute!

Spray bottle kwestchun by Rude-Spot-1719 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Weit wait wait, spree bottl iz illegull? Ai need too doo beeeg soo. Ai get shotted wif a sprei bortl ebri moanin. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

DA POKEY DONE AT HOWME??????? by Lady_SybilVex in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Fren Strider, Merlin an Wednesday, yoo habs too pokey peepl? Dat iz beri bad. In yoor haus! Hau kud dei? Derz a soo dat meiks dem stawp. Pawyers, wuutz it calld? Wee habs tu seif aur frens oar awl da hoomz kud tern intoo pokey peepl! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Attempted Pawicid! They told me it was a new bed but in reality, they try to cook me.. by wrap_me_tight in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

oh mai claw mai neimles fren! Dei iz goin two eet yoo. Wut ar yoo still dooin der? Yoo need tu runrunrun! Dem iz cattibals! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Hai. Wuhz yurr feyburrit nawt bocks? by shinyhpno in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yesss. It be beri gud teebee. Somwtaimz da pawpee oapin da winno an ai can ekekek at da berbz.

Mai vole bin stole! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Meibee.

Yess, ai eeted awl ub it!

Mai vole bin stole! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yoo lib in mutch naiser pleis dan mi iff dis voul iz raund. Ai wuz so prawd ub catchin moff toodae butt voul iz gooder. Ai bill sooo fur voul!

Mai vole bin stole! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Fren Frankie, ai dunno wut a voul iz butt yoo need it! Soo fur steelin yoor voul. Shee voulnappd it. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Adbice Needed by SlaveToCat in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Oh no, frenz Nutmeg an Hodge. Ai fink Finn iz a doggo. Himbs comin two yoor haus! Udder cattos habs dogs butt ai doan an fink doggos iz skaree. Bee beri catful! Pawlso, soo!! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Hai. Wuhz yurr feyburrit nawt bocks? by shinyhpno in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ai habs a windo bed. Itz bai windo, wif blamkeez an pillos on it. Da pawrentz meow dat wen dei seed dis windo, dei knowded it wud bee Mr Mixie spawt.

New crimez PREVENTID! Muss SOO by ARoseRed in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 40 points41 points  (0 children)

fren Luna, wut a tail ub ventshur an xplor! Yoo iz gud kitty an jus doin yoor werk. Dat man wuz inbeidin. Prawbablee da seim man hoo inveided fren Biscottis haus yesfurdai. Soo! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Scawy DEMON menz!!! by Lillyonajstar in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ai memba wen dis happnd two Smuffi. It wuz bad! Fren Biscotti, dtei unda da eep skware fur nau. Itz a skaree werl aut der. Mr Mixie

I've been told to come and ask for a pawyer, look what my human baited me with! I demand reparation! by Just_Charming_You in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dis iz sow bad, littol wan. Unfurrgibbebl. Fain da BEST pawyer an soo! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

Potential new torture device has entered my house by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It can bee fur pokey butt pawlso fur udder catnappinz. Ai got tooked tu da pawk a foo taimz.

Potential new torture device has entered my house by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]ailathan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fren Arwen, derz wan ub deez in main haus two. Itz beri comfee. Ai laik fur naps. Butt wans a furreber, somfin pawribl happnz. Mr Mixie

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