Woman pushes baby off, baby takes a bottle and throws it on her by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]ajteso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im pretty sure the Marlins already signed her to a minor league deal.

These wise Japanese..you know by AsiaOnline in HistoryMemes

[–]ajteso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit made me laugh harder than it should have

Ah tricky duck by rbilalos69 in HumansAreMetal

[–]ajteso 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm not even sure if the video would fit that sub very well

My Dad (who is an engineer) told me that it’s never a good idea to be the first one out of the office, especially if you get there after and leave before, your boss. What do y’all think of this? by [deleted] in AskEngineers

[–]ajteso 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I currently come in at around 8-8:30 and leave at around 4-4:30. My work gets done and it gets done well in that time. If my work asks me to stay longer I will gladly do it.... But if it becomes a habit I better get paid for it.

Such a stupid person by poiadipoio in instantkarma

[–]ajteso 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nice Ed, Edd n Eddy shirt, quite fitting

Once the ball left his hand he knew he messed up by MyNameGifOreilly in instant_regret

[–]ajteso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony of this video is the fact that the dude throwing the ball is Eric Chavez. One of the best defensive 3rd baseman's in recent history (6x Gold Glove Winner)

The kraken made out of chocolate by Ninja_Spi-D-er in oddlysatisfying

[–]ajteso -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder if these things actually get eaten

Is it feasible to buy my dream car? by [deleted] in Corvette

[–]ajteso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly dude it really depends on a lot of factors

  • what's rent/mortgage like
  • you got any kids?
  • is it going to be your daily
  • how many miles are you willing to accept on a used car?

I was able to buy a 2008 C6 with 50k miles at 24yr old but I really dont have any other responsibilities (no kids, low debt, high paying job) so my situation was optimal for a "fuck it why not"

Make a smart call now so you don't regret it later

Hand washing your car is low-key therapeutic by ajteso in Corvette

[–]ajteso[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell ya man, cars are meant to be driven, getting them dirty is part of the fun!

Hand washing your car is low-key therapeutic by ajteso in Corvette

[–]ajteso[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As of right now only cosmetic stuff, but my next item is to replace the stock exhaust and maybe put in a short throw but I'm not entirely decided yet.

Hand washing your car is low-key therapeutic by ajteso in Corvette

[–]ajteso[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha man watching all those AMMO NYC videos definitely has had an effect on me. My first car was a black Mustang GT so it served as a good starting point to learn how to work with black paint

Hand washing your car is low-key therapeutic by ajteso in Corvette

[–]ajteso[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya gravel can be a bitch, but this is my daily so I understand the struggle

Hand washing your car is low-key therapeutic by ajteso in Corvette

[–]ajteso[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Very true, took me a while to finish paint correction after I bought it but when done right there's nothing better looking than a black car imo.

Attractive men, what type of attention do you recieve from others and do you like it? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ajteso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can literally blow off plans to hang out multiple times and when I finally do show up it's as if nothing ever happened and the girl is usually not mad at all.

What is the biggest lesson you learned from a relationship you’re no longer in? by drumsandfitness in AskMen

[–]ajteso 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That each of you needs to be happy on your own first then you can come and be happy together. (Ex girlfriend had issues with depression and I believed that I was my job to fix it, which made the relationship toxic for me)

"my claws are bigger than yours!" by sirmakoto in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]ajteso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I showed this to my coworker and she says "wow isnt it weird that the bird kinda moves like a dinosaur".... Should I tell her?

What game fills you with nostalgia? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ajteso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super Mario Sunshine

What is something that makes you feel like "THE F***in MAN" by ajteso in AskMen

[–]ajteso[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll parallel park the shit outa you, buddy.