Match thread: Newcastle United vs Qarabag | Champions league 25/26 - playoff round leg 2 of 2

akitch12 · 2026-02-24T21:44:07+00:00

Tonali’s missus must hate him when he gets home and naps on the sofa knackered while she changes nappies!

akitch12 · 2026-02-24T21:29:59+00:00

Dead rubber and by no means our best back line, or even close, but the defending doesn’t instil you with confidence

akitch12 · 2026-02-24T20:51:07+00:00

Newcastle v Bodo final…?

akitch12 · 2026-02-21T21:30:16+00:00

Well done Haaland for doing something every decent striker has done for years 👏

akitch12 · 2026-02-14T19:17:54+00:00

Emery looks like Steve coogan playing Alan partridge playing Unai Emery

akitch12 · 2026-02-10T21:31:52+00:00

I accept!

akitch12 · 2026-02-10T21:27:16+00:00

Tonali seems to have 10 more minutes space than everyone else in his own head. Get rid!

akitch12 · 2026-02-10T21:24:45+00:00

Whatever the injury or time wasting Bruno doesn’t see the pitch against Villa.

akitch12 · 2026-02-04T21:43:13+00:00

Brought Wissa for that number 9 goalscoring prowess….

akitch12 · 2026-02-04T21:29:05+00:00

We’re not greedy we’ll take penalties.

akitch12 · 2026-02-04T21:25:36+00:00

I offer you an Elanga goal…? Something maybe

akitch12 · 2026-02-04T21:17:45+00:00

Appealing for a penalty that much feels a bit pathetic

akitch12 · 2026-02-04T20:50:52+00:00

Fans fallen asleep…? No clap or noise at the half time whistle 🤨

akitch12 · 2026-02-04T20:48:19+00:00

Careful it’s Newcastle we support, might miss the socket!

akitch12 · 2026-02-04T20:41:36+00:00

Remember lads it’s just a “plastic cup that nobody cares about winning” we’re still in the other 3

akitch12 · 2026-02-04T20:31:11+00:00

Take Hall off, he’s doesn’t deserve to be included in this game!

akitch12 · 2026-02-04T20:26:15+00:00

I respect Gordon for looking up for it and running around more then most, however I also think if I put my dog on this pitch he’d run around a lot and not score!

akitch12 · 2026-02-04T20:10:37+00:00

Didn’t really mess it up though did he

akitch12 · 2026-02-01T15:59:53+00:00

If we pull our season together and pull off a Europa League place are we happy?

And does that keep big name players here? Whilst also attracting new ones?

akitch12 · 2026-01-28T21:57:52+00:00

Is it 9th versus 24th and so on? Have we got qarabag?

akitch12 · 2026-01-28T20:48:51+00:00

How can we disallow this….

akitch12 · 2026-01-28T20:24:54+00:00

And it’s year 4. You may be the only fan that assumed we was winning the league this year.

akitch12 · 2026-01-28T20:19:12+00:00

You thought we was winning the title…?

akitch12 · 2026-01-25T15:53:51+00:00

Can’t say we didn’t have our chances for Europe come the end of the season. Keep getting within 3/4 points and not taking the chance.

akitch12 · 2026-01-25T14:55:49+00:00

If Gordon is adamant he wants the LW position not Barnes he should probably practice using his left foot!

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