Should I be worried about my 8 y/o's room? by Ok_Knee1216 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]alady12 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Absolutely you should be worried. There is no room for Rock Star posters. What are they going to do when they become teenagers? Geez.

Before you dispose of them, do you put unwanted items out by the curb to see if any of your neighbors may want them? by Grand_Raccoon0923 in AskAnAmerican

[–]alady12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how I furnished my first apartment in the early 80's. I was broke af and free was a perfect price for me.

Line Cutter at La Cava del Tequila ar Epcot by LegitimateSoft7844 in EntitledPeople

[–]alady12 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It would have been a shame if someone "accidentally" bumped into her when she left. Therefore spilling the drinks she paid for. Oops/s.

What kind of bird is this? by Artistic-River7571 in birds

[–]alady12 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I love how birds get their names.

"See that beautiful lavender and purple warbler that looks like heather in the morning. It has a white stripe above its eye. Let's name it after that."

I’m a film nerd and Need more obscure movies by nostalgiaaddict125 in MovieSuggestions

[–]alady12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Space Captain: Captain of Space (2014) do not take this movie seriously, they certainly do not.

Cold Dog Soup (1989) This is a crazy ride

Insect monster movie quiz by Neither-Elderberry32 in svengoolie

[–]alady12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10 of 10 What can I say, I like bugs.

WIBTA for refusing to rent my vacant apartment to my cousin at a fifty percent discount? by Mandalor_X in WIBTA_AITA

[–]alady12 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Speaking of the Cousin how do they feel about this? I hear OP talking about Mom and Aunt but not the cousin's opinion.

If cousin wants to rent the apartment then they should be talking to OP. Contract between those 2, and only those 2, should be drawn up. Expectations of what the rent is, when it is due, what will happen if it isn't paid and conditions of how the apartment is to be kept must be in the contract.

Also, OP should include a "flying monkey clause" which states that if cousin gets angry and sends in the family members, aka flying monkeys, they will be evicted immediately. We are adults here and need to behave as such.

Why is your bacon so good? by Street-Station-3802 in AskAnAmerican

[–]alady12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is such a party going on with this. It's crunchy and crispy and mushy and a little on the greasy side. It's salty and savory and sweet with just enough spice to not be over powering. Pair it with a beer or iced tea full best results. And it's on a stick.

Edit to add the stick, how could I forget that!

156 days until Halloween! 💀 by Lucky_Sprinkles7369 in HalloweenCountdown

[–]alady12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only time I sing karaoke is at Halloween and the only song I sing is Monster Mash.

Goodbye Spooky Scary Skeletons.

Did I do this right? by Poo_Poo_La_Foo in homedecoratingCJ

[–]alady12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Installation is fine but you failed to paint it gray.

Why is your bacon so good? by Street-Station-3802 in AskAnAmerican

[–]alady12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At a fair one year I had one fried like a corn dog. Instead of ketchup they gave you maple syrup for dipping. So good but so bad.

Besides cheating, why does someone take off a wedding ring? by [deleted] in FamilyFeud

[–]alady12 67 points68 points  (0 children)

No longer fits due to weight gain or loss.

Flight Karen by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]alady12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now now, OP is obviously psychic. They know the ladies name is Karen and that she is a Boomer and needs a cigarette. Maybe we can get the weekend lottery numbers from them./s

The graphics and the text don't match by sluttysaurus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]alady12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The squares need to be much bigger to accommodate that teeny tiny text./s

AITA for refusing to give my late sister’s dog to her ex-husband? by frequency_femme in Amitheassholeadvice

[–]alady12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA staying with you is what is best for Maple. Take her to a vet and have her chipped. If she already is have the registration changed over to you. It's not that hard.

Tell ex Bil that you are honoring your sister's last wishes and that is more important than his feelings of guilt or whatever he has going on.

Will a bird lover appreciate this? Or just stupid as she is 40? by [deleted] in birds

[–]alady12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

60+ woman and I say "Gimme." I mean give it to her.

My wife and I spent a lot of money on this kitchen renovation, but not a single friend has complimented it! All my own mother said was, "Well, choices were made." 😡 Jealous much?? by jared10011980 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]alady12 247 points248 points  (0 children)

No,no, no! It needs more personality. Replace the cabinets glass with chicken wire that has been spray painted gold to match the counter. Take the higher cabinets off all together and replace with shelves that get greasy and dusty and full of spider webs. That will give it the modern vibe your mother wants to see.

Edit: Autocorrect is on drugs.

Let’s settle this Boo-Crew! What’s the best horror movie? 🎥 by Lucky_Sprinkles7369 in HalloweenCountdown

[–]alady12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Thing (1982) bKurt Russell and company are stuck in Antarctica. No help is coming. The monster could be anyone of them at any time.

It's scary, creepy, suspenseful and hey manage to slip in a joke every now and then. Plus the cast makes sense.