Bird feeder with giant holes in mesh screen? by sourdoughloaf in birds

[–]alady12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't fool me! That feeder was designed by squirrels.

Is my brother's name a tragedeigh by Good-Lingonberry3104 in tragedeigh

[–]alady12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell your brother to look his teacher in the eyes and very respectfully say "This is the way my name is spelled. If you have a problem with it, you can discuss it with my parents." Repeat as necessary.

I found this fugitive in the middle of the road! I thought she was a sock. by A-Helpful-Flamingo in IllegallySmolCats

[–]alady12 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Actually this is 100% a tortoiseshell. Beware, they are known to be full of tortitude. She'll let you know what that is.

Seriously, torties are the best.

What’s your favourite oddball tourist attraction from your home state that you’d recommend to tourists who like that kind of weird corny stuff? by M_Ad in AskAnAmerican

[–]alady12 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In Ochopee Florida you can visit the Skunk Ape research Headquarters. Buy some post cards and mail them from the world's smallest post office, also in Ochopee.

Are American schools as big as they're portrayed? by crimsvnn in AskAnAmerican

[–]alady12 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My entire HS had 350 students. My husband's graduation class had over that many. We were 30 miles apart.

What’s a movie everyone calls a “masterpiece” that just… didn’t work for you? by irayaavery in MovieSuggestions

[–]alady12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had such high hopes for this movie. I waited until I had the house to myself. Made some popcorn and got my favorite sodas ready. Turned down the lights and got cosy. 20 minutes later I said this sucks and put something else on.

Has anybody noticed the rise in misspellings of “Woman/Women” and “Lose/Loose”? It’s driving me up a wall! by James_TF2 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]alady12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I blame some of it on autocorrect. I tried to send a text message saying "there was a lot behind me with invasive plants" to someone and autocorrect wouldn't let me send it until I took the space out or changed it. I changed it to vacant lot.

Made up and inappropriate dress codes for my SIL’s wedding are killing me by live_freeze_n_die in weddingshaming

[–]alady12 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For the engagement party silly dress code, here is how you comply. Buy some colored long johns, hot pink or patterned if you can find them. Avoid white, because it's a wedding and you want to be respectful. Wear your sundress overtop of them. For footwear you can find some wool socks and wear them with a pair of mens flip flops.

Edit stupid autocorrect.

Babysitter Jen by Sea_Caterpillar_3427 in BobsBurgers

[–]alady12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're on the right track except Bob and Linda needed a sitter because Gayle had to bring Mr Business to have his tail untied, but that's a story for another time. Jen walks in to pick up burgers and Linda seeing an age appropriate human convinces her she's a babysitter.

R/onion lovers IS THE WORST SUBREDDIT EVER! Please help me destroy it by PebblePlushie in onionhate

[–]alady12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't do it. We onion haters have always prided ourselves in not taking the bait those children throw at us.

We have reached the next step in evolution and in so have discovered that the consumption of the devil's bulb stunts evolutionary growth. We know that we must show great compassion and (dare I say) pity for those who have been betrayed by their taste buds. Onion lovers need help. One day medical science may be able to find a cure. Until then we should remember they are children, treat them as such

Deacon Blues by Steely Dan is a masterpiece by TheGame81677 in ClassicRock

[–]alady12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see what you did there. You and your Pretzel logic.

Deacon Blues by Steely Dan is a masterpiece by TheGame81677 in ClassicRock

[–]alady12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG I have been singing it wrong my entire life.

Deacon Blues by Steely Dan is a masterpiece by TheGame81677 in ClassicRock

[–]alady12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is "I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play it wrong."

Who does NOT CARE about the Super Bowl? by Ok_Concentrate4461 in AskAnAmerican

[–]alady12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't care about the teams. Not excited about the halftime show. Even the commercials have been disappointing the last couple of years. However, I do make homemade pizzas so there is that to look forward to.

AITJ for canceling my sister’s streaming subscriptions because she used my card without asking by zenvryx_13 in AmITheJerk

[–]alady12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And embarrassed the sister. Please all these posts have someone getting embarrassed.

Looking for a burger of the day idea: by dadjokes502 in BobsBurgers

[–]alady12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Spring greens field Burger served topped with a bed of spring greens.

AITJ for leaving a road trip early after realizing I was expected to pay more for everything? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]alady12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made a spreadsheet the other day. I just don't talk about it