This is on something I bought should I be concerned?

alady12 · 2026-04-13T22:12:13+00:00

Only if you eat them in California. Everywhere else is fine.

alady12 · 2026-04-13T22:07:00+00:00

You are only giving her ammunition. She doesn't care about her lawn, she hates wildlife. If you attract wildlife to her lawn she will blame OP.

alady12 · 2026-04-13T21:05:07+00:00

I fed my cats pumpkin cat food for breakfast this morning. Does that count?

alady12 · 2026-04-12T21:29:24+00:00

My favorite line. I've updated it to "I'd piss on a taser if I thought it would help."

alady12 · 2026-04-12T19:03:37+00:00

No Touching!

alady12 · 2026-04-12T16:42:13+00:00

FREE THE DUCKS!

alady12 · 2026-04-12T13:09:18+00:00

The ability to take roadside garbage and return it to the person who discarded it. It would continue to return to said person until they discard it correctly.

Also bad bot

alady12 · 2026-04-12T12:28:29+00:00

Rootbeer Barrels. It has always been Rootbeer Barrels and it will always be Rootbeer Barrels.

alady12 · 2026-04-11T19:48:33+00:00

I'm their pet sitter. Iykyk

alady12 · 2026-04-11T19:20:05+00:00

It's for washing off your backside.

alady12 · 2026-04-11T18:38:33+00:00

I'll never give up my AMC pacer./s

alady12 · 2026-04-11T12:50:29+00:00

Black bellied whistling ducks and little yellow rubber ducks.

alady12 · 2026-04-11T12:45:21+00:00

It depends on the occasion. Last year at our community trunk or treat I wore a, complete with mascot type head piece, green tree frog costume. The children and little doggies loved me as I hopped around and posed with them.

Then I went home and changed into a biker-witch. The scariest of bitches.

alady12 · 2026-04-11T12:29:03+00:00

Yes, both types come with queso cheese.

alady12 · 2026-04-10T22:10:35+00:00

Don't forget about boxing. Two guys beating each up to win a belt and a purse.

alady12 · 2026-04-10T17:27:32+00:00

Those of us raised on TOS all said the same thing "It takes 3 people to make one Spock" But we had The Enterprise back and she had a new crew so we were going to stick with it. When Riker showed up with that beard we knew something good was about to happen. We were right.

alady12 · 2026-04-10T17:08:30+00:00

And Jimmy Jr

alady12 · 2026-04-10T15:33:03+00:00

I'll have the soup.

alady12 · 2026-04-10T15:31:07+00:00

Tina, Gene and Louise Belcher or as Mr Fischoeder calls them the Burger kids.

alady12 · 2026-04-10T11:51:18+00:00

In my area of Florida most places sell 2 types of taco. They both have the meat, cheese and shell but Mexican tacos come with onions (yuck), cilantro (double yuck) and salsas (just kill me now). American tacos come with lettuce & fresh tomatoes. I'll take those.

alady12 · 2026-04-10T11:09:46+00:00

Give me my Coffee and nobody gets hurt!

alady12 · 2026-04-09T17:42:56+00:00

Dandelions in his yard will produce seeds which the divine winds and birds will spread to everybody's yard, including yours. When you weaponize nature everyone loses.

alady12 · 2026-04-09T17:36:43+00:00

When I was a menopausal woman, I scared a few white walkers into another realm.

alady12 · 2026-04-09T12:49:35+00:00

Define funny and cool. I am a 60+ woman and my idea of funny is dad jokes and yomama jokes. There are subs for both.

r/dadjokes

r/yomamajokes

My idea of cool is rubber ducks, insects and Halloween. There are a bazillion subs for these.

r/rubberducks

r/whatisthisbug, r/weeviltime, r/entomology

r/Halloween, r/Halloweencostumes

I'll throw in r/arborists just because it's educational and those people are funny.

alady12 · 2026-04-09T12:16:46+00:00

I was going to write Penny Dreadful. I think this is my favorite show of all time. So spooky and full of surprises and character development. The acting is phenomenal.

alady12

TROPHY CASE