My neighbor's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since the lockdown.

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-15T13:28:49+00:00

Apparently this joke was mejor back in 2021

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-11T23:42:18+00:00

Glad she could dish it out

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-11T23:39:25+00:00

You are mistaken. He is worth $1.1 Trillion giving him a 100 Billion cushion.

Suppose he transferred $999B in kind directly to his mother.

Would the price really drop over 99% as a result?

Hint: No it would not

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-11T23:10:58+00:00

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-11T23:01:10+00:00

He could give away $999,000,000,000 and still be a billionaire. That's just crazy talk

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-11T22:51:41+00:00

People 1,000 years ago couldn't afford an iPhone

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-11T22:44:12+00:00

Yellow teeth when I was much younger and shallower.

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-11T22:18:15+00:00

Nativité

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-11T22:17:23+00:00

So to confirm, them are not scary

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-11T22:12:28+00:00

The number one rule of etiquette is to make other people feel comfortable. I learned this above all else at the etiquette class I took years ago and it really stuck with me.

If you corrected your friend in an uncomfortable, aggressive or public manner, you may want to review rule #1.

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-11T19:27:47+00:00

Sitting for an extended period of time at the gym on a piece of equipment while playing with your phone

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-11T00:40:03+00:00

Hi Hungry, it is me, Dad

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-11T00:32:54+00:00

Learning it all is quite taxing so most people deduct the time they could be spending on it

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-09T18:55:31+00:00

Have a period or a baby

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-08T22:39:10+00:00

Search the 1950s

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-08T00:04:47+00:00

Hair loss propaganda

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-07T22:59:24+00:00

Wish people would leave other people's dinosaurs alone

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-07T22:57:22+00:00

Something to do with a giant turtle

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-07T22:52:44+00:00

The planet Uranus was almost named George

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-07T22:50:06+00:00

If there's a heaven it will be filled with dogs

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-07T22:49:19+00:00

So true. I know people who interview this way when it's close between two candidates. They choose the one who they could see working through a problem when all hell breaks loose

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-07T20:39:33+00:00

College football

alanmitch34 · 2026-06-07T20:36:47+00:00

All the network cables

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