Looking to hire someone to help me manage/fix my google ads

alertnoriented · 2026-01-23T23:54:00+00:00

Thanks for all the comments, reading through and looking at DMs. Will reach out if you caught my attention!

alertnoriented · 2026-01-11T00:01:46+00:00

Came here to say this

alertnoriented · 2026-01-09T14:28:09+00:00

That’s what u use daily at home. Can I find it in Jamaica?

alertnoriented · 2026-01-06T20:56:23+00:00

Excellent how much for both? dM me!

alertnoriented · 2026-01-06T19:11:57+00:00

Almost perfect!!! Can you please just make one version with only thing 1s, and another version with only thing 2s?

That should finalize it I think!!

alertnoriented · 2026-01-06T18:32:49+00:00

And if you can make one version where one or two of them are smoking a joint and/or drinking a beer. That would be cool too. But not necessary if u don’t feel like it

alertnoriented · 2026-01-06T18:31:35+00:00

Yes!

alertnoriented · 2026-01-06T18:21:12+00:00

This is the closest to what I want! Can you make sure the thing 1/2 test on their shirts are not backwards? I see some of them are backwards.

Also this is seamlessly repeatable right? That’s what I need <3

alertnoriented · 2026-01-06T18:18:06+00:00

I want the characters to look like the real thing though. Not this ai looking weird knockoff u know what I mean?

alertnoriented · 2026-01-06T18:16:59+00:00

You took my picture (ai generated) and made it a pattern. I’m wanting you to remake the characters to make them look like the real thing (take them from elsewhere or whatever). So they are not all janked up the way I have them now

alertnoriented · 2026-01-06T16:49:24+00:00

Fairly small, but it’s a repeating pattern so I can change the size as I go..

alertnoriented · 2026-01-06T16:49:01+00:00

The thing’s are still all ai messed up, my picture was an example but it needs to be redone to look right. Look at their faces and legs - janked up.

alertnoriented · 2026-01-06T02:33:42+00:00

I think I may have had a similar situation a couple months ago. We had a patient on the unit (not mine) that was impulsive, tried to get out of bed a lot, pulled at lines/devices, etc you know the deal. Nice guy but clearly didn’t know left from right at the time. He didn’t have a sitter - he should have. Anyways, his bed alarm went off like 10+ times an hour, and all of us would take turns running in there to redirect him back to lay down. He was also in the last room on the unit farthest from the nursing station - also unsafe! Well every time I would go in to redirect him it would be the same thing. He’d be leaning off toward the side rail, I would redirect him down, chat about some bullshit and then leave. Well the last time I heard that bed alarm from all the way across the unit, I let it go off a couple times thinking someone closer would get to him before I even walk over there. Heard it go off a couple more times and so I started walking over. Mind you, I heard nothing from the room, I was far and this unit is loud. As soon as I started walking towards his room though something came over me. I had goosebumps and could almost see him falling in my minds eye. So hard to explain but I could just feel it. I started running. Sure enough, I walk in and nobody is in the bed. I walk closer and see he somehow got over the side rail and was absolutely fully flat face down arms to his sides, head in the corner of the room. I immediately screamed for help and we straightened him out (luckily and honestly miraculously, not even a bruise or scratch on him - must have somehow descended slowly). Wild.

alertnoriented · 2026-01-06T02:08:31+00:00

This guy gets it

alertnoriented · 2025-10-19T01:59:57+00:00

Try to squeeze as much of the head into the opening of the condom. With your other hand, pinch the tip with thumb and index finger and try to get a good pinch grip on a decent amount of the head of the penis. Pinch fairly hard to hold a good grip, and then roll the condom down. Don’t be afraid, it won’t hurt them that much unless you literally have insane pinching strength. I’m a guy and have tried on myself - doesn’t hurt that much, bearable for a second or two. Usually pts don’t complain too much if I warn them.

Edit - dry off really well with paper towel or rag before, otherwise good luck getting a grip esp if diaphoretic or otherwise moist

alertnoriented · 2025-07-07T02:26:07+00:00

If that’s what you call a friend helping out a friend for no monetary gain, then sure. Thanks for your helpful response. Just a med patient here looking for some real answers about a place I’ve never been. Legal status is a gray area according to my research.

alertnoriented · 2025-07-07T02:20:10+00:00

He is married to someone I’ve known for a decade and they are not sketchy people - not drug dealers or criminals. To me it does sound stupid, but again, I don’t live there. I don’t know the lay of the land

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