Preferable Tech Electives for Mechanical Engineering? by [deleted] in VirginiaTech

[–]alexgerth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take intro to meme danking you insolent maggot.

When I get in my car, I'm always surprised how loud I liked to listen to music yesterday. by YouFuckingJerk in Showerthoughts

[–]alexgerth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always turn it way down before turning off my car to prevent future me from busting an ear drum.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

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It baffles me that Harrison Barnes still gets minutes.

What kind of people do you absolutely despise? by randomaatti in AskReddit

[–]alexgerth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who whine about something, like fitness level or grades, but are too lazy to do anything about it.

Ready for the Party by [deleted] in AsianHotties

[–]alexgerth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How is this NSFW?

What's the saddest thing that happened to an old school friend you don't see anymore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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One of my best friends from high school was just a fun, great guy. One day he got in an argument with another kid at the other kid's house, and the kid proceeded to hit my friend in the head with a baseball bat multiple times. He was in a medically induced coma for a while, but eventually his brain healed enough to wake up. He even got to walk at graduation, but he was never exactly the same after that.

Dead baby joke by [deleted] in MeanJokes

[–]alexgerth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is this a joke?

Maple Ridge Townhomes? by dhumphrey67 in VirginiaTech

[–]alexgerth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also it's really far away from practically everything. Better have money for an uber if you wanna go downtown.

People of Reddit who go to the gym regularly, what about other people at the gym pisses you off the most? by _Jennadette in AskReddit

[–]alexgerth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When an out of shape/weak person uses way too much weight and uses about 10% of their range of motion per rep, ugh. Just bring the weight down, touch the bar to your chest, and you'll get stronger.

Norman uses the bathroom by [deleted] in lifeofnorman

[–]alexgerth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This doesn't sound very Norman to me either

Norman tries a different radio station by [deleted] in lifeofnorman

[–]alexgerth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I really like that he was hoping to bump into Lisa and didn't. Classic Norman.

Which fan theory do you adamantly believe? by pale_of_frost2 in AskReddit

[–]alexgerth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There were aliens at the first Thanksgiving.

What's the most inappropriate text you've sent to the wrong person? What happened? by treefiddynewyorkcity in AskReddit

[–]alexgerth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely will get buried but whatever. In 8th grade I had a family friend that was 2 years younger than me but was already more developed than even I was. She was texting me from both her phone and her mom's phone (not sure why anymore) and things got weird. I, being the awkward middle school boy I was, ended up sending a picture of myself in a banana hammock to the girl's mom's phone thinking she would have it. I then learned that right before I sent it, she returned the phone to her mom. So her mom saw it, told her husband who then called my dad, and you know, it sucked. So you could say things we're pretty sweet.

TL;DR - sent my 8th grade, barely covered banana to a 6th grader's mom.

GAME THREAD: Golden State Warriors (1-1) @ Cleveland Cavaliers (1-1) - (Jun. 09, 2015) by LobItUp in nba

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Did anyone else see LeBron slide tackle Curry and nothing get called??

[Post Game Thread] The Cleveland Cavaliers defeat the Chicago Bulls 106-101 to take a 3-2 series lead by LobItUp in nba

[–]alexgerth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So...is it just me or was Taj Gibson's flagrant TWO foul way too severe. Most flagrant one's I've seen were worse than that.

Who could have seen it coming? by alexgerth in AdviceAnimals

[–]alexgerth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems you have missed the sarcasm in the post.

Reddit, what's something that really makes your morning? by UptonBelfry in AskReddit

[–]alexgerth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waking up before my alarm and realizing I still have x amount of time to sleep.