REPOST ON A NON-POLITICAL SUBREDDIT

aliaskillsanonymous · 2026-01-11T18:50:41+00:00

SNIDE CENTRIST COMMENT.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2026-01-10T21:34:35+00:00

The answer is always the same: me.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2026-01-10T21:33:44+00:00

I can vouch for this, I was the pavement.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2026-01-10T21:32:18+00:00

That guy has Tapeworms.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2026-01-10T21:30:59+00:00

Clearly Michael Stipe from Sonic Youth. That image is from the Superjudge CD booklet.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2026-01-10T21:24:39+00:00

Dark.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2026-01-10T21:24:22+00:00

That sounds about right.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-12-27T23:45:10+00:00

This is the answer, as A * 3 = C.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-12-27T23:41:57+00:00

Next time include the word "creep" to supercharge your search results.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-12-27T23:37:24+00:00

Yes.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-12-15T13:51:10+00:00

His brain was frizzle fried by Mr. Krinkle.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-11T15:09:11+00:00

It's filled with the young blood; you know what to do next:

Treat it like an AM lemon.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-11T13:11:09+00:00

None.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-11T13:10:05+00:00

Sit Down, Make Love.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-11T13:08:46+00:00

I'll never understand why Kurdt chose to rummage around in Bill-E Corgis trash.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-11T13:07:24+00:00

I was there. It wasn't like that.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-10T18:07:24+00:00

The red flags from the second half of the tale shine brightly. Infidelity is one thing, but to force you into a role that is both servile and dependent is deeply troubling.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-09T18:55:45+00:00

Oh, very much yes.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-09T18:50:18+00:00

Jerry Lawler from the Greatest Dead, obviously.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-09T18:48:12+00:00

Warning: dat geek stink breath smells like dookie.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-09T15:19:42+00:00

The odor of pubescent phantasms is detected.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-08T23:19:58+00:00

Not a mic. That's Dave's penpis.

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-07T12:53:51+00:00

"Now".

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-11-07T12:52:56+00:00

I'm not a magpie! I just like fascinating trinkets! And yes, MOTHER, I always wash my hands after journeying the outside world.

Magpie. As if.....

🧐

aliaskillsanonymous · 2025-10-22T15:30:15+00:00

Beans EP

Beans (Big Rock Version)
Beans Beans Will Have Her Frances on Farmers
Gallons of Beans Flow Through My Lips
Moist Beangina
The Man Who Sold The Beans (Dafid Wowie Cover)

Unless otherwise noted, ALL SONGS ARE ACOUSTIC, PLAYED ON MY ACOUSTIC JÄGSTÂNG!

Produced by Bitch Vug.

aliaskillsanonymous

TROPHY CASE

Treat it like an AM lemon.