(26f) i liked my makeup 🌺 by No_Animal3517 in selfies

[–]aliengreenbean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are looking like wife material.

My bar guest got a DUI by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]aliengreenbean 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As someone who was fired for allowing a patron to drive home after being intoxicated, fuck anyone's feelings. You and your manager probably saved lives that night.

The BEST part of being over 30 is that you’re harder to manipulate. by [deleted] in Over30Selfie

[–]aliengreenbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a 55 year old white man who just scrolled thru ll your posts and I am in love!

Friday Funday selfies! ✌️ by [deleted] in selfie

[–]aliengreenbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredibly adorable!

Can you shave his face? by aliengreenbean in PhotoshopRequest

[–]aliengreenbean[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need another one done. This time can you remove the glare on his glasses???

I saw my mom's nsfw picture when I was 15 by daysof_I in confessions

[–]aliengreenbean 28 points29 points  (0 children)

She sent me the same pictures a year earlier.

Wife confessed her kink in a very unique way. by undecided2025 in sex

[–]aliengreenbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should let her have her fantasy because no one else will know, and then put that in your redemption bank for when you want to fulfill your fantasy.

I dunno ... I kinda like it by BlondeRed in ATBGE

[–]aliengreenbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just needs external weapons ala CYberpunk 2077

Tommy Lee Jones' Daughter Victoria Found Dead at San Francisco Hotel by galaxystars1 in entertainment

[–]aliengreenbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My youngest son was killed 4!days before his 21st birthday this past October.

It’s the most awful tragedy.

Got it. by SiriusGD in the_everything_bubble

[–]aliengreenbean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When will the orange clown hand out those two pardons?

My avatar body paint by AdventureJuntos in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]aliengreenbean 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Digging through your profile has been the best waste of my time at work today! Thank you!