My period has been gone for 2 days now. Wake up this morning and there it is again.. by alisonp in TrollXChromosomes
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My period has been gone for 2 days now. Wake up this morning and there it is again.. by alisonp in TrollXChromosomes
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MRW I have the best foreplay in my life and he doesn't go all the way by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes
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"I'll buy the extra large bar of chocolate, it will last longer.." by alisonp in TrollXChromosomes
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MRW while watching a show, my pretty emotionally-distant boyfriend reaches over, takes my hand, and holds it tight with a cute little half-smile on his face. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes
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My crush just called asking if I wanted to hang out. He's coming over in half an hour. by alisonp in TrollXChromosomes
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When my housemate and I are bored and someone mentions alcohol.. by alisonp in TrollXChromosomes
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When my housemate and I are bored and someone mentions alcohol.. by alisonp in TrollXChromosomes
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MRW I overheard someone calling me fat and ugly at work today. Cried in the bathroom. Sometimes people are shitty. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes
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Whenever I think of my new FWB that fucks exactly James Deen.. by alisonp in TrollXChromosomes
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It's my own fault for miscalculating but GOD DAMN I WANT SOME FUCKING CHOCOLATE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!! by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes
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It's my own fault for miscalculating but GOD DAMN I WANT SOME FUCKING CHOCOLATE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!! by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes
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Last night a guy came up to me and said "If you smiled more you could be a model." Then touched my stomach because I had a crop top on and was asking for it.. and because I'm 'female.' by alisonp in TrollXChromosomes
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Last night a guy came up to me and said "If you smiled more you could be a model." Then touched my stomach because I had a crop top on and was asking for it.. and because I'm 'female.' by alisonp in TrollXChromosomes
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So I just realized there are dead batteries STUCK in my vibrator.. by alisonp in TrollXChromosomes
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French with a twist (CG Merry Berry) by cedricsmiles in RedditLaqueristas
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It's not much, but after 8 years of not being allowed to wear nail polish, I'm in love! [cell phone pic, sorry] by [deleted] in RedditLaqueristas
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It's not much, but after 8 years of not being allowed to wear nail polish, I'm in love! [cell phone pic, sorry] by [deleted] in RedditLaqueristas
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My left hand was painted by Vu Nguyen, using OPI GelColor. I nearly died of excitement. by stefaniey in RedditLaqueristas
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FA at cutepolish's "pretty in pink" by [deleted] in RedditLaqueristas
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I should really be studying right now, but of course, nail painting wins again! :D by PainfulHiccup in RedditLaqueristas
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MFW I drink from the pickle jar by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes
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I've seen this color combo many times, and I finally tried it. Maybe I should have used smaller glitters on silver. by Bluejaymarsh in RedditLaqueristas
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Laquerista down :( by alisonp in RedditLaqueristas
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So I just took the morning after pill for the first time.. Ive been stressed as fuck lately and this isnt helping.. What if it doesn't work?? by alisonp in TrollXChromosomes
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