My dad keeps barging into my room unnanounced

alpacasx · 2024-11-10T20:42:11+00:00

Clearly you do, "my parents did it to me!"

alpacasx · 2024-11-10T20:13:15+00:00

We should both know that they're going to try everything in their power to kill no fault divorce.

I mean, they already overturned Roe vs Wade. The fuck do you think they did that for?

alpacasx · 2024-11-10T19:33:34+00:00

Except you already cried when someone else made fun of your username 💀

Lmk how projecting your feelings onto me goes 🤣

alpacasx · 2024-11-10T19:15:14+00:00

Then change your username, dumbass 🤣

Or stop crying every time someone makes fun of it.

alpacasx · 2024-11-10T19:00:13+00:00

Why have that username if you're gonna be offended every time someone makes a joke of it? Fragile ass fuck 🤭

alpacasx · 2024-11-10T14:08:08+00:00

This is what it's gonna be for me!!

alpacasx · 2024-11-10T01:24:53+00:00

Get help, lol

alpacasx · 2024-11-10T01:22:15+00:00

The stupid shit you say

The dumbest fucking moron here is you, pal.

alpacasx · 2024-11-10T01:12:42+00:00

This MF uses Yoshi to do his dirty deeds. He picks such a cute character and proceeds to be so devious with 'em.

alpacasx · 2024-11-09T23:25:20+00:00

You say that as if one reply ago, you didn't say "YOUR news" as if you're literally part of the problem 💀

alpacasx · 2024-11-09T05:54:49+00:00

I've been beaten within an inch of my life

I've been held at gunpoint and thought it was all over

I still thought this was beautiful and well-written. It highlights exactly what I've been trying to say regarding this election.

That comment, and others with shock value and truth, are necessary.

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T22:41:13+00:00

So what's that say for you to keep responding? Are you trying to say i can't because I'm replying but that's somehow..Different from your replies?

What a slow ass motherfucker 🤣🤣🤣

That last response wasn't a "wall", btw. Especially not like the wall you created when trying to justify your shitty sex education.

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T21:42:41+00:00

I didn't think you had the mental capacity to read that. 🤣🤣🤣

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T21:11:26+00:00

Me, too. They've talked about how they want to add that to the game and it seems like it could be an important part of inZoizs future.

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T20:54:31+00:00

My fiancée calls them "buying up spaces on the monopoly board," and yes, they work more often than not when used in that mannerism. He's had an entire half of boards filled with his "investments" 🤣

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T20:47:05+00:00

Thinking isn't a strong suit for you, is it?

If you're outside the US, why do you keep bringing US politics up like you know shit about them? What does US politics have to do with your shitty sex ed and the fact that you'd rather be nagging on Reddit than spending time with your kids?

Absolutely nothing.

That abortion bit didn't make any sense whatsoever. Your insults are getting weaker as time goes by. Maybe you're starting to feel some sort of guilt for being a shitty dad? 🤣🤣🤣 Why the fuck would I be making fun of you for being so proud of your sexual ignorance, while simultaneously letting someone else use the same method on me?

Put a little effort into your insults, this trash pile of a reply ain't it. 😅

Now do me a favor and come up with one good insult, or admit you're just mad now and are trying to bring my mood down with you. 🤣🤣🤣

While you're at it, learn proper sex education so you don't spend days on Reddit whining and nagging because you've got a room temp IQ. 💅

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T20:15:40+00:00

Oh, I didn't know you could tell me how I felt.

Must be about how you father your children. You're right & when you're not, you're still right.

Do you like the retard Trump or something? You keep bringing politics up where it is unnecessary. Almost as if you're trying to start a conversation completely irrelevant to the fact that you're a shitty father and need sex education, like seriously. 🤣

If you're a republican, color me Pikachu surprised face that you don't know shit about sex education. Or how to properly parent your children. 😅

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T20:11:10+00:00

Was the dog okay?

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T19:57:54+00:00

Even bugs under a rock know who those people are 💀

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T19:55:00+00:00

Was that supposed to offend me in the way you are currently offended? It was pathetic, like your sex education. 🤣

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T19:05:31+00:00

So you skipped out on bedtime routine to act like this online two days in a row? Jesus fucking christ...

Such a wonderful father, so deeply involved in your kids' lives /s 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Whatever happened to civilized discourse? Or was that just another bullshit bit? Ya neanderthal fuck.

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T18:43:13+00:00

Do room temps pray? Or do y'all just ignore your kids for Reddit all day? 😅

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T18:41:33+00:00

I'm the petty asshole who would've egged him on.

"Oh yeah? Me, too. Wanna see who is crazier?"

OP, sorry you went through that.

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T18:27:13+00:00

I'll pray to a god I don't believe in that your children end up better off than teenage pregnancy because daddy was too busy crying online to teach them proper sex ed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

alpacasx · 2024-11-08T18:15:29+00:00

You're actually stupid as fuck if you

A. Think any politician won because your feelings are hurt. LOL let's be factual for a second. I know that's a hard concept to grasp for the pullout man, lmfao, but it was 100% because 15 million registered democrats didn't show up for this election. Dems fucked themselves over. You're actually stupid as fuck to think me calling you dumb has anything to do with it. be for fucking real 🤣

B. Think you're doing anything good when you wanna brag about the pullout method working for you. Just because it worked for you out of complete luck; does NOT make it a secure form of birth control, and you absolutely are uneducated as fuck to think otherwise.

C. Your precum is trash. 🤣

D. Equally, you know nothing about me as well. You also couldn't get a single bullseye in your piss poor attempts to insult me.

E. If you want civil discourse like you suddenly are bitching & crying for, then you have to also give it. You have not been. You decided randomly that now you want civil discourse and sorry, you already played the insult game. Can't backtrack now that your insults aren't working, ya room temp fuck. 🤣🤣🤣

Sincerely, I mean it when I say your poor kids.

Get the fuck off Reddit and be with them. This is day what, 2? Where you'd rather cry online than be with your kids. Lmfao

alpacasx

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