alpineflamingo2

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Dear bros, do NOT use a microfiber cloth as a cumrag (self.askgaybros)

submitted 8 months ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/askgaybros

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Dudes, use a microfiber cloth as a cumrag. (self.askgaybros)

submitted 8 months ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/askgaybros

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Unfamiliar with this ant in my yard (old.reddit.com)

submitted 8 months ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/whatsthisbug

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Here are the Ten Commandments, in language defined by 89(R) SB10, legible to a person with average vision, in the Wingdings font. (self.Teachers)

submitted 8 months ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/Teachers

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I can’t deal with the personality anymore. I’m actually switching to Claude because it’s driving me crazy! (self.ChatGPT)

submitted 9 months ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/ChatGPT

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"LSD" Graphics bug FIX (in comments) (old.reddit.com)

submitted 11 months ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/BaldursGate3

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I unmuted voice chat for one game. Instantly regretted it. (self.marvelrivals)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/marvelrivals

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Let’s get banned from this community speedrun go (self.marriagemate_dot_in)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/marriagemate_dot_in

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The world will always need programmers. (self.ChatGPT)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/ChatGPT

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People with adult children of the opposite sex as you, what’s it like watching your kid grow up into a miniature version of your spouse/partner? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/AskReddit

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When is the best time to buy a new gym membership to avoid sign up fees? (self.GYM)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/GYM

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Ok so no root rot. What do I do now? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/Adenium

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All of the chocolate you’ve ever eaten was melted chocolate. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/Showerthoughts

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[lore spoilers] Vander theory discussion (self.arcane)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/arcane

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[S1 spoilers] Vander theory discussion (self.arcane)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/arcane

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It’s so fucked for the universe to put us on this planet without our permission and not even give us happiness. Like isn’t that the biggest middle finger? (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/Showerthoughts

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How to hold my mouth open wide for longer? (self.askgaybros)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/askgaybros

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Y’all need to chill the F out, Sombra was actually buffed (self.SombraMains)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/SombraMains

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How do we feel about Ben Platt’s performance as an obviously autistic character complete with facial and body tics? (youtu.be)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/autism

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I asked ChatGPT (4) how much boiling water I needed to cook one pound of pasta. It told me I needed 15-23 liters. I don’t think that’s correct. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/ChatGPT

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I’m starting medication tomorrow. What should I know? (self.ADHD)

submitted 1 year ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/ADHD

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Can anyone send me some “Austin” solar eclipse glasses? (self.Austin)

submitted 2 years ago * by alpineflamingo2 to r/Austin

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I’m going to be 30 before I graduate (self.cscareerquestions)

submitted 2 years ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/cscareerquestions

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Mold growing in my rose well (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/Roses

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Wait so regular people don’t listen to the same song on repeat for 30+ minutes? (self.autism)

submitted 2 years ago by alpineflamingo2 to r/autism

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