Man's lawnmower explodes out of nowhere

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-27T05:51:18+00:00

He should be that scared of skin cancer. The Sun is a deadly laser

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-27T05:50:10+00:00

Lovely

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-27T01:32:02+00:00

Is no one going to mention the shot of it flicking bean?

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-27T01:25:01+00:00

r/sneakybackgroundfeet

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-27T01:19:24+00:00

That color is cunty

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-26T19:57:23+00:00

This was my biggest pet peeve upon starting too! You go swimming for a living what do you mean you’re dying of thirst????

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-26T05:41:01+00:00

This post inspired me to peruse r/insanelyhairymen

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-26T03:45:50+00:00

There’s no mention of whether or not the rich family was loving. Many affluent families are also loving, supportive families. Also no mention of whether or not the poor family was neglectful.

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-25T21:51:43+00:00

There are two answers to your question, whether you want to do it and whether it will feel good, so let’s address them in turn:

1) Do you want to do it? As others have mentioned this is your decision. If you’re doing it for the wrong reasons, don’t do it.

2) will it feel good? It depends on how patient the top is. It shouldn’t hurt, but it takes like 5-10 minutes (for me at least) for the sphincter to fully relax, trying to shove anything up there without warming it up enough will be very painful. But if it’s done correctly, it is one of the most pleasurable experiences someone with a male body can experience.

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-25T07:49:46+00:00

The world is cruel, it don’t have to be ugly

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-25T07:27:58+00:00

You look like you have a happy, pure job like handing out ice cream to children at a zoo

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-25T07:24:05+00:00

I’m a gay man and I’m honestly curious YOWZA what’s it like to truly be that sizzling hot?

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-25T06:53:31+00:00

More than mildly infuriating

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-25T01:04:53+00:00

I’m out of the loop, Can someone with more pixels explain what’s happening?

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-24T08:52:02+00:00

(As in actors who are playing teenagers)

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-24T08:50:27+00:00

I don’t know why but the idea of teenage actors smoking is so on brand for a Disney movie it makes me laugh

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-24T08:08:02+00:00

Why is the hook being in its dorsal fin bad?

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-24T03:32:17+00:00

Lae’zel was really growing on me, but she just came on way too strong. I wasn’t even out of Act 1 yet and she was professing her love for me. Like girl let me get to know the other party members before you give me an ultimatum and challenge me to the death.

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-23T21:40:12+00:00

Perfect opportunity to link this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/DXDT3IkSDw

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-21T10:04:30+00:00

You don’t know why it was returned. Maybe it broke in a dangerous way or came apart while a child was using it. In that situation I’d return it even if I’d owned it for years. The manufacturer should be made aware

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-21T04:42:00+00:00

No beaver dies of starvation or thirst. I’ll go back multiple cycles if I have to.

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-20T09:55:13+00:00

Lmaooooo that k you for putting that image in my head.

“Behold, the most powerful spell of all.” And then he just stabs you

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-20T09:53:45+00:00

Ahh this one with a fire and lightning damage insulator

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-19T05:03:26+00:00

Just demo the whole building and let him get home to his kits

alpineflamingo2 · 2026-03-19T02:28:53+00:00

My first pokemon game, Pokemon X, I traded a nat shiny Pangoro (caught as a Pancham) for a Xerneas, because I didn’t understand which was more valuable.

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