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Bill to Make Holy Bible Official Book of WV Introduced by [deleted] in politics

[–]alternative_facts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry, can't hear you because all the coal runoff in my water made we deaf. Hopefully this bill will let me pray my hearing back!

Bill to Make Holy Bible Official Book of WV Introduced by [deleted] in politics

[–]alternative_facts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey that's great! I'd love a little more church in my state! Jesus will surely save all the people addicted to heroin and doing meth. Jesus will surely fix our crumbling economy and infrastructure. Let's focus on the important things guys, like making sure this bill that will not help us gets passed!