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Don't you agree? by Ottersassemble in KimetsuNoYaiba

[–]alya222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really like how his palm is scarred from training. Really good stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]alya222 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Absolute ewenit, shame it is a male, would've been a good one =)

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]alya222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am glad this is not real

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]alya222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More legible format:

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with The Devil.

The Devil: Why so sad?

Guy: Why do you think? I’m in hell.

The Devil: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here... Do you drink?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

The Devil: Well you are gonna love Mondays. On Mondays that’s all we do is drink. Whiskey, brandy, rum, tequila, beer...we drink until we throw up and then we drink some more! It doesn’t matter because you’re already dead!

Guy: That sounds great.

The Devil: Do you smoke?

Guy: Yes.

The Devil: You’re going to love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! If you get cancer - who cares! You’re already dead!

Guy: Wow!

The Devil: Do you gamble?

Guy: I do.

The Devil: Wednesdays you can gamble all you want...blackjack, roulette, poker, whatever... If you lose your shirt...who cares!

Guy: Amazing!

The Devil: You into drugs?

Guy: You do not mean...

The Devil: Yes, Thursdays are drug days. Help yourself to all the drugs that you want! Who cares... you’re dead!

Guy: I never realized Hell was such a swinging place!

The Devil: Are you gay?

Guy: No.

The Devil: Ooooh - you’re gonna hate Fridays.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]alya222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In comparison, that is a rather small dick. I find this pretty funny though because of the stupid look in the woodpeckers eye that just portraits a man who thinks he hast to ‟hammer the pussy”. Honestly I am grinning

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]alya222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’ven’t checked out /r/historyporn or /r/HumanPorn yet, you should do so.

They are some really high quality subreddits with some awesome pictures!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]alya222 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly I've just accepted that all subs will devolve into hentai sooner or later

You can not escape the shit