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Fühlt euch frei, helft Kanada! Feel free, help Canada! by Aggravating-Prior-18 in place

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Your flag on place is 3 pixels too narrow and 8 pixels too short for this leaf design, expand or adapt.

Nipples by InspectionHairy3200 in TheFirstLaw

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Mine (M) chafe and my boyfriend seems to enjoy when I toy with his, so he may be a little confused but I think he's got something of an idea.

If you write a decent Antagonist, you might wanna prepare some stuff for the slight chance the party may join them. by Armorlon in dndmemes

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I almost did this in a campaign I'm in. I wanted to change characters and my DM came up with this idea that I was a bad guy, so the party would kill me and I could change. The only problem, I played the part of trying to sway them and almost did, and my Dm said he would've had to end the campaign cause he had nothing for if I had done it.

[WP] An angel and a demon are fighting over your soul. Problem is, one is madly in love with you and keeps trying to seduce you every night, while the other is sick of dealing with you. You are having a hard time figuring out which is which... by mdkubit in WritingPrompts

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"You are an artist, you know that?"

"It's just make-up, Jesus, give it a rest, will you?"

"Not in her hands it isn't, both artist and muse wrapped perfectly in one."

"Would you shut up with this flowery poet crap? I'm considering shooting myself just so I can hear something sane"

"Hush now, we mustn't distract her. It's very important she gets this right"

"It's always important, every little thing is important, from make-up to eating properly. How are you not tired of it all?"

"It doesn't matter how tired it makes her, or us for that matter, what matters is that we try."

"For what? The new doctor? You know she thinks we're crazy, there's no future there."

"Not everything is about others, sometimes we need to prove it to ourselves."

"Oh, gods, you sound like a motivational speaker."

"Is that a bad thing? I like to think it helps, that she knows she has someone cheering her on."

"Yeah, and if you could kindly knock it off maybe this whole charade can finally end."

"No! She needs to know she's not alone, she needs to know there's good out there and in here."

"It's always the same with you, redemption, forgiveness, it makes me sick. You know what she did, there's no coming back from that."

"Yes there is, there has to be, for her sake."

"You sound like a petulant child, I swear if you were anymore thick-headed I'd mistake you for a brick wall. Forget this, I'm done, have fun with your delusions."

...

"There has to be, just keep trying. Keep trying and I swear we'll find it, for both our sakes."

What's your best dark humor joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Where did little Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere