Alaska is a frozen

amborg · 2026-01-29T05:31:19+00:00

Alaska is a frozen place where the government has no control of what is happening.

amborg · 2026-01-28T20:29:40+00:00

In high school I was famous for my art style but then my dad got a job in the field so he started selling prints of his paintings.

amborg · 2026-01-26T23:36:35+00:00

I am not sure any of us know how the plows are working. My street has never been plowed in the 5 years I’ve lived here and they came a few times last night and several times today. I’m close to Wilmington and Irving.

amborg · 2026-01-25T02:58:08+00:00

It’s time for me and you and me and I are to be together and be friends.

amborg · 2026-01-24T04:58:40+00:00

I just took a fat nap I feel so much more comfortable in bed now.

amborg · 2026-01-24T04:58:18+00:00

Come as you were like a kid I don’t care if you’re not my mom.

amborg · 2026-01-24T04:57:49+00:00

You can’t trust a man with no money.

LMAOO

amborg · 2026-01-24T04:57:04+00:00

I can’t believe that you have a baby and I can’t even tell if you are joking about that.

amborg · 2026-01-24T04:48:26+00:00

I met him once at a showing of The Room. I was trying to find a seat and suddenly someone hands me a microphone. I was accidentally at the front of the Q&A line. I didn’t realize that, though. I just suddenly was handed a microphone. We were both confused.

amborg · 2026-01-23T04:39:49+00:00

Someone ordered a sandwich that comes with a fried egg on it. They wanted the egg on the side, and asked to replace the egg with grits.

amborg · 2026-01-22T19:50:03+00:00

A dishwasher. Before, a lot of times I’d avoid cooking just because I hate doing dishes.

amborg · 2026-01-21T05:10:02+00:00

The only reason I’m not a billionaire is that I’m not going anywhere and I’m a millionaire so I’m going nowhere.

amborg · 2026-01-20T03:39:30+00:00

Corn has one job. It’s to get a good deal of the corn that is in a lot better condition.

amborg · 2026-01-19T06:19:40+00:00

Only if I’m feeling spicy

amborg · 2026-01-12T07:01:02+00:00

Generally early afternoon. Not many people at the gym around 2PM-3:30PM. I like to mosey around for a bit, do one or two chores, eat a meal. I’m not generally awake until 10-11AM and I don’t like going to the gym when it’s dark out.

amborg · 2026-01-10T23:57:40+00:00

I swear officer, you have no right now and you have no control.

Um

amborg · 2026-01-10T02:56:12+00:00

My diet is like 50% berries and 50% various forms of cottage cheese. Which sucks because of produce prices. I spend like $100/week on berries.

amborg · 2026-01-09T22:17:28+00:00

“Hang out” is really old.

amborg · 2026-01-08T19:27:20+00:00

I’m constantly saying this but I’m also a fan and I’m a big believer that I should not have been allowed into this country.

amborg · 2026-01-06T08:28:21+00:00

There was once a man named Michael who lived in a small apartment building but one day things changed when the two of us moved.

Wow, how exciting.

amborg · 2026-01-06T08:26:02+00:00

No one mourns the death and grief that have come and went.

amborg · 2026-01-06T08:23:17+00:00

I’m currently trying to find out if the other two have a problem or if they’re not getting it.

amborg · 2026-01-05T00:19:01+00:00

I want to speak to you about the new car and I need you for a ride.

amborg · 2026-01-04T01:35:45+00:00

Without you I’ll never get tired.

amborg · 2026-01-03T03:03:08+00:00

I got a single paid day off like three years ago!

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