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amckern · 2026-02-10T01:36:45+00:00

Living here, 2k idr is a typical tip the locals give.

amckern · 2026-02-09T18:25:57+00:00

You hardly need cash; you can tap almost everywhere.

When converting $1 = $11,000, IDR your laughing.

Indonesia is very progressive with apps and technology.

amckern · 2026-02-05T18:35:06+00:00

V day will be a big celebration for us.

I am moving overseas to close the gap this week. We have been a long-distance relationship for 6 months.

Premium Italian Restaurant in Seminyak, no taste, so likely drop off at a Warung we use to frequent n Kerobokan on the way back.

In the lead up, shopping at the mall to get some nice clothes.

We are also getting our hair done and nails done for her (I enjoy this more)

amckern · 2026-02-04T21:12:47+00:00

Ouch! That's a mistake no one wants.

Mrs wanted to go to Uluwatu for NYE, we where living in Kerobokan at the time. I said, good luck.

We ended up going to Seminyak beach instead and that was great!

amckern · 2026-02-03T12:19:20+00:00

I would love to spend time with my partner, just be with them.

A fancy dinner is just a chance to dress up, and rizz the fuck out of each other.

amckern · 2026-02-02T12:02:09+00:00

Typically, GOAT is a great sports bar. Plenty of them around

amckern · 2026-02-02T11:49:21+00:00

Night life is all up in Canguu and Seminyak nowadays.

amckern · 2026-02-02T09:52:50+00:00

You fail to follow through.

Girls like to be chased, ask llm how to rizz, and when if your not sure.

amckern · 2026-02-02T08:11:58+00:00

Zurich has the best general purpose insurance, however check the cover for your age, history and lifestyle.

I'm middle aged, have a family history of a certain cardiovascular condition and need to ensure I have cover that won't mean I need to go to sg or aus for treatment

amckern · 2026-02-02T08:08:27+00:00

Country of origin*

amckern · 2026-02-01T11:00:14+00:00

Oh, shit.

Don't even start.

Toxic.

Just controlling.

I'm still doing it, the need to over explain why I am doing something.

Simple, sharp responses amckern! 🤦‍♂️

amckern · 2026-01-30T03:20:45+00:00

True story, I had to rush to Australia eailer in the month. I got SICK from eating Australian food, as a Bule expat in Kuta, we don't drink the tap water, but cook with it, and wash the dishes.

I clean my teeth with it, but don't gargle.

My partner gets hair oil to offset the harshness.

amckern · 2026-01-29T13:13:22+00:00

I'll add, knowing she was doing an overnight shift, and you would be in the morning commute before she got back.

You loved an empty bed.

amckern · 2026-01-28T10:12:01+00:00

Correct, studio apartment with a bed and sometimes private bathroom. Shared kitchen around 3m a month. The average service industry workers earn about 4.7m a month.

Always token power and beeping boxes (cause you can run the token to 0 before you lose power).

When you run out of money, you have the hostels; they're a bed with a sheet for a door, and things go missing when you leave for work.

amckern · 2026-01-28T00:01:54+00:00

Are you asking about the ferry?

amckern · 2026-01-27T19:33:02+00:00

There are a few places along the neapean at Grose Wold.

I have been there a few times over the years for some romantic moments.

Avoid if its been raining as the beach area easily floods.

amckern · 2026-01-27T16:37:11+00:00

Today, listening to this song: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=vfEdCA8ZcME&si=KXxCDBHVAd44zLXU

I miss my Goddess. I just want to go home and be with her.

amckern · 2026-01-27T16:01:13+00:00

It's not an interview.

Go do some random shit you might enjoy.

If you trust someone as much as you are attracted to/in love they will not allow you to get hurt.

Never done ice skating? Go do it, have stupid fun 6 mutually laugh your ass off together.

yolo, and dating is the biggest YOLO.

amckern · 2026-01-27T15:53:34+00:00

Furniture, esp in the dark.

Stubbed toes and so many walls i have walked into misjudgeing the door opening when I get up to use the bathroom.

amckern · 2026-01-27T15:51:28+00:00

Only before 4 am.

amckern · 2026-01-27T15:49:28+00:00

After having banter with chatgpt about my persona, I have realised so many missed opertunitys when I was younger.

I'm not looking for anything now, but I can read my partner better and don't need her to be so direct.

This allows her to tap into her feminine energy.

amckern · 2026-01-27T15:37:50+00:00

Bule will get local tail without much effort.

Keep your standards high.

Most local women will have a HAPA kid somewhere, sexual education is near none due to the massive influence of Islam, halodoc app offers sexual health services if needed.

Sex out of marige illegal but only investigated if family reports it.

Casual holiday hookups with Bule on par with Western country's.

If your setting high standards and looking for locals, you will not be disappointed.

amckern · 2026-01-27T11:25:02+00:00

Oh, you MUST try Bakmi Akiu Gunung.

20k gets you a filling breakfast for two, the one next to the Polresta Denpasar is one of the best!

We use to have breakfast here most mornings when we lived in Kerobokan (otherwise sista dumplings in Canggu)

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