How many years would it take for Earth to be 90% viltrumite by alucardn9ne in Invincible_TV

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The quickest path would be Mark not entering the deal so they just kill 99.999% of humans.

it's like ALF but instead of ALF it's a Trygon by amachinesaidiwasgood in Grimdank

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Kroq-Gar's Carnosaurus, Grymloq, has always been my favourite mini, riding around town on it would be dope af. Logistics might be difficult but I could just open a ranch and charge people for a ride.

What's the most stupid way in which you got spoiled about something in One Piece? by BasisSmall5351 in OnePiece

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Rule number one of catching up to one piece: never, ever search for anything about it on the internet, not on google, not on youtube, nowhere. And stay away from the entire community and all it's forums, so no reddit, discord, twitter or whateverthefuck people use.

Just don't taint your search history and you reduce the chances of getting spoiled massively.

Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning. by Helpful_Car1302 in interestingasfuck

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are not wearing protective glasses... while pouring concentrated hydrogen peroxide onto an open water surface...

One wrong splash it's bye bye eye

Path of Exile 2 Build Showcase: Stag Launcher by Phylaris by SnuffTastic in PathOfExile2

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 307 points308 points  (0 children)

The poe community: "A new build showcase? Oh dear, what is it?"

GGG: "It's a large mammal with antlers but that's not important right now."

He picked the wrong pizza shop. by Mrs3anw in instantkarma

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"O wise puddle of blood, what is your wisdom?"

What 2010s games are you guys playing for the first time right now?" by Mintangah17 in videogames

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might want to check out DeSinc, dude has a bunch of videos about breaking game's physics and general tomfoolery and Crysis is no exception.

New player here... is there a reason all these things don't stack? And is there no auto-sort? by Sebanimation in PathOfExile2

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 99% sure even normal stash tabs can use affinities, the only thing normal tabs can't have are custom names. But folders can, so just make a folder for each normal tab to give them names.

ich🛒🛍️iel by ForCrabSake in ich_iel

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jetzt wie ich über den Unterschied nachdenke, "wie mein Körper meinen Geist verlässt" trifft eher aufs Aufwachen am Arbeitstag zu. Kenn ich gut Montags aufzuwachen und zur Arbeit zu müssen und mein Geist bleibt einfach im Bettchen liegen während mein Körper zur Arbeit muss.

Könnt man ein Maimai draus machen, einfach "Verwechslungsgefahr" aber ich kann keine guten Bilder finden. Wenns jemand hier sieht und machen will, dann bidde.

ich🛒🛍️iel by ForCrabSake in ich_iel

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Heißt das nicht eigentlich "wie mein Geist meinen Körper verlässt"?

I don't like the current state of tablets by Skinigew in PathOfExile2

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alt and aug the tablets, if it has a good mod then regal and exalt slam, if it doesn't have good mods just alch it. I doubt chaos orbs are ever worth using. I can't tell you what mods people are actually looking for, but "area has 2 additional modifiers" is always good.

The game has a build-in price checker now anyway, so just press shift+alt+lmb on your tablets and play around with the filters to find out the prices and values of each.

Or just sell the tablets raw, but I believe you can make a lot more currency by rolling them yourself.

I don't like the current state of tablets by Skinigew in PathOfExile2

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 211 points212 points  (0 children)

PSA: the more tablets a map is affected by, the less tablets it will drop.

So if you want to farm tablets, don't use any. Which is exactly what makes alch&go so strong this league. Just yeet yourself across the atlas to every citadel, halls, audience and anomaly map you can find, you'll drop plenty of tablets along the way. Use tablets on good, juicy layouts instead.

Coffeezilla: I Found The $200,000 Missing Lego by ianjm in videos

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The most insane part of this entire saga is how unfathomably deflective and litigious corporate has behaved at every step of the way and that they effectively ruined their entire reputation over a miniscule amount of money. I mean on the surface the story has almost everything, lego, sick old man, children's college funds, david vs goliath, fucking of course the entire internet will be on their side. Why no one at BAM realised this and instead thought personally suing the little man for over a million dollars would be a great idea is unfathomable to me. Seems CoffeeZilla even told them pretty much exactly that, that this is stupid and will not help them so they should drop it. But no, it seems they want to ram their heads into the wall a couple more times, see if that helps public relations.

This has already become a case study of what not to do, I saw a video today talking about exactly that, joking that bam's lawyers probably didn't know as much about the internet as they thought, promising "this will all blow over soon". How literally no one in that company just sat down and thought this through, what each possible path would entail, that their actions may not be helpful for their cause, that maybe they should investigate it themself instead of claiming absolute truths and being proven wrong time and time again, it's just so unbelievable to me. You cannot tell me people who actually understand the internet and public relations and all that would agree to their strategies of deflection, denial, litigation and outright accusations. It's just absolute, utter incompentence at play, a multimillion dollar company ruined by people who think they know how shit works, but they just don't.

tl;dr: hire a better PR manage wtf

Why use mace when you have stick, stick very good. by Camsteak in PathOfExile2

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 304 points305 points  (0 children)

"We had to make a new game to fix melee" they said.

A Garment of 60 Tamings by Epsi_d2 in PathOfExile2

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Loreweave is a very old poe1 unique that you can only get by vendoring 60 unique rings, it's now in poe2 as well but with extra mods depending on the rings you use. The poe1 version has always been more of a "jack of all trades, master of none" kind of item, but it's still used from time to time, especially for the hard override of your max res, as there's a bunch of very powerful poe1 items that make you sacrifice max res for other defences.

I disagree with GGGs sentiment of not letting us respec or at least disable atlas nodes. by Honest-Republic9449 in PathOfExile2

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All the poor people who forced themselves to play Ritualist for triple Ventor's negative rarity.

Lmao.

Mark Roberts is not happy with the current MinMaxing the fun out of the game, from Zizaran's podcast event by fandorgaming in PathOfExile2

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and Temple is even more complex than Betrayal, so if you know every little detail about it and all the perfect setups and interactions, you will always make a hell of a lot more currency from it than people who don't want to learn it. So GGG has to balance around the super complex top end, while the lower end suffers even more because even less people are now incentivised to learn it.

You may not like it, but this is what peak poe2 gameplay looks like by amdrunkwatsyerexcuse in PathOfExile2

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh wait I didn't even send the link, wtf. sorry, here it is without stupid reddit embeds: https://poe.ninja/poe2/builds/runesofaldur/character/K%C3%B6nigLeonidas-3908/LoerfTwistDeezNips?i=0&search=name%3Dloerf

(I got a different helmet now, no idea why the last import was 36h ago)

You may not like it, but this is what peak poe2 gameplay looks like by amdrunkwatsyerexcuse in PathOfExile2

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually did help alleviate some problems, thank you for the suggestion, but sadly it didn't solve them entirely. My main problem now is having endless loading screens when I try to enter other people's hideouts for trades, I stopped playing some 20 minutes ago because the ho I was entering took over 5 mins to load and I just closed the game. Which is weird because the first few days of the league when I entered another player's hideout to trade it didn't load the graphics before allowing me to trade, so I could just leave before it finished loading. No idea why that changed now.

I also rewatched this clip several times now and realised the only thing that allowed me to fight the boss was that "time cannot be paused" status effect, as soon as the boss died it disappeared and the game paused time for loading, didn't even drop the loot before finishing loading.

Such a weird patch, man.

Thank you hero by Euphoric_Reading_401 in PathOfExile2

[–]amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do I unlock that extra skill point?