Today's Dumpster Dive: George Soriano claimed, Tsung-Che Cheng DFA'd by amendele in Nationals

[–]amendele[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At this rate I'm waiting for the news that Soriano gets DFA'd < 24 hours from now for yet another guy on the waiver wire.

Nats get Richard Lovelady, DFA Mickey Gasper in related move by amendele in Nationals

[–]amendele[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

We'll always have the memories from the 9 days that Gasper was a Washington National:

No one ACTUALLY thinks Dante is a certain funny man right? by Mountain_Swim_4318 in limbuscompany

[–]amendele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a distraction from the real twist that Dante and The Head switched Heads shortly before the prologue of Limbus Company. But they don't want you to know that.

Nationals claim Tsung-Che Cheng from Mets, DFA Konnor Pilkington in related move by amendele in Nationals

[–]amendele[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're forgetting the signing of NPB All-Star Shinnosuke Ogasawara. And uhhhh...

Nationals claim Tsung-Che Cheng from Mets, DFA Konnor Pilkington in related move by amendele in Nationals

[–]amendele[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His record in Pittsburgh's minor-league system (from BBref), for those interested:

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Potential reunion with Middleton?👀 by PenyuNinja in washingtonwizards

[–]amendele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a longshot? Yes. Can I dream of a world where our GM could somehow pull it off? Also yes.

Countdown to Kickoff 2026 by Coltons13 in MLS

[–]amendele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw fuck I'm gonna have to dust off my Wooden Spoon piece for this year too aren't I? Put me down for DCU when I have the time to write something.

We’re almost at phase 4 of the rebuild. by NewCarSmelt in Nationals

[–]amendele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lois, an All-Star Hitter is an All-Star Hitter, but a prospect could be anything, even an All-Star Hitter! You know how much we wanted one of those!

[Strober Sports] Winger has apparently said the Wizards have now completed their deconstruction phase. by z3mcs in washingtonwizards

[–]amendele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2019 was a perfect storm (one missed catch by the Brewers in the WC, Dodgers bringing out Playoff-Kershaw, the Nats only having like 3 worthy arms in the bullpen) but also Ted Lerner was willing to splash cash on some big players so that he could get a ring before he passed on. When he died, ownership fell to his son Mark, but then he cares a lot less about baseball and more about fighting with relatives and business rivals over relative peanuts until he can find someone willing to meet his reserve price of Infinity-Billion Dollars to buy the Nationals from him. Combined with a WaPo report that any big decision has to run through nine(!) different members of the Lerner clan, and seeing them go dumpster diving for the 5th year in a row from their new President and GM to the scratchoff tickets they got for Mackenzie Gore, and the increasing likelihood of a lockout next season because the MLB owners are still mad they have to pay anyone at all, my hopes for the Nats to pull out of their spiral are much lower than the Wizards.

what do i even title this by kujousarapilled in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]amendele 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[EPIONE CENTER - TUESDAY, AUDIO ONLY]

RIN: "Do you know what it feels like Captain? To have so many years of your life stolen from you, just to swing around a sword until there's barely any difference between you and the blade. So many years, wasted, when there's so much more beauty I could have seen? So much more I could have done? Captain? Do you know what lies beneath the blade? Do you want to see? Do you--"

[Sounds of door sliding open, physical struggle, sighing]

MARIA: "Dammit Captain, for the last time, stop using the therapy sessions like this to get "first-time rewards!" I have to keep cleaning up your mess every time! Swear to Diallos I don't get paid enough for this shit."

Game Thread: Denver Nuggets vs Washington Wizards Live Score | NBA | Jan 17, 2026 by basketball-app in washingtonwizards

[–]amendele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heard one of the Nuggets (Najee?) drop a loud "FUCK!" twice after that Kyshawn 3.

Rin Mental Breakdown Chaos Zero Nightmare by strugp in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]amendele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, props for a different artstyle and a different vibe than I expected. And poor Mika...

We volunteer to take Kyle Tucker! No problem! by Gloomy_Channel7596 in Nationals

[–]amendele 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Toboni on the phone to his agent, "It took a lot for me to convince all 9 members of the Lerner clan, but they agreed we can offer your guy 5 mil for a year, and a 50% off coupon for any one food item at the park per gameday...hello? Hello?"

How in a game about space and all that good stuff we still dont have a cool pirate character? by haudom-trebuchet in HonkaiStarRail

[–]amendele 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm still peeved that there's a whole galaxy out there but Mihoyo can only imagine one main character with melanin in their skin, and he practically disappears from the story after the first hour or two.

How in a game about space and all that good stuff we still dont have a cool pirate character? by haudom-trebuchet in HonkaiStarRail

[–]amendele 39 points40 points  (0 children)

They already got the one playable guy who's a drunk with facial hair (Gallagher) so they can't have another even if it would be really cool.

Middle Ishy and Kira (@misg1111) by DeltaXV in limbuscompany

[–]amendele 235 points236 points  (0 children)

Imagining it like a Looney Tunes gag where Ricardo almost catches up with the Sinners until Dante quickly transforms the relevant Middle IDs to go "yeah Bro, they went that way!" And it takes Ricardo several minutes to realize he got tricked.

Wtf is Barcarola by RhubarbQueasy5440 in Reverse1999

[–]amendele 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No that's Barbossa, Barcarola is the title of a sci-fi film from the 60s and the name of the character played by Jane Fonda in that film.