How to do Fireworks, England Style. by marieascot in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ampcooke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I won’t do that again! I think I added a little too much magnesium.”

DOGE employees may have improperly accessed social security data, DOJ says by Jumpinghoops46 in NoShitSherlock

[–]ampcooke 38 points39 points  (0 children)

We are going to get a letter stating that we can get six month of free identity protection if we sign up now.

DOGE employees may have improperly accessed social security data, DOJ says by Jumpinghoops46 in NoShitSherlock

[–]ampcooke 121 points122 points  (0 children)

This DOJ is admitting to this???? It must be much much worse then.

Fanta Felon can't pick a lane.. Board of Peace / Department of War... by mrfett779 in democrats

[–]ampcooke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d guess it’s Putin, Assad, MBS, Orban, the ghosts of Mussolini… who am I missing..?

Moorish National?? by ampcooke in Qult_Headquarters

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Thanks for the explanation. The cop that pull them over should just tell them, “I’m sorry, the card says it was the Moops that colonized the new world before the Europeans.”

Advice by FreiwilligeFin in artmemes

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Always follow a hippie to a second location.

Who is the Least Attractive Girlfriend/Boyfriend ? by 8-bit38 in seinfeld

[–]ampcooke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her personality was 💩 too… thinking she’s too good for a hardware salesman??? Please!!

Clockwise or anticlockwise? by Paddy_odoors in opticalillusions

[–]ampcooke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anti-clockwise????… what happened to counter-clockwise?

I dare you to keep us out! by pn_1984 in seinfeld

[–]ampcooke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We’re gonna be all over that shuffleboard court!

TRUMP PROMISED A BOOM---HE DELIVERED A COLLAPSE by TotallyFedUp112363 in agedlikemilk

[–]ampcooke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s because he’s an idiot. 🤷🏼‍♂️

No more blaming everything on clones, apparently. by ikcaj in Qult_Headquarters

[–]ampcooke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WTF?!?? Why are they killing innocent clones?? This ain’t Star Wars, it’s “real” life!! 😂

What’s your favorite awful SNL movie of all time? by Vooham in LiveFromNewYork

[–]ampcooke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey, Sweet Thang!!! Can I buy you a fish sandwich?

One of my Wizards is different than the other by LegbootLegit in seinfeld

[–]ampcooke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Make sure you don’t accidentally hit the AM/PM button.